Booze on the bus.

Authors Avatar
On the way to school one day, this kid named Patrick went around telling everyone that he had some beer in his bag. Now in 2nd year, this topic of conversation is new and exciting. He was the centre of attention, and was enjoying it immensely. We all knew he didn't have any in there, but it was still fun to talk like he did. In all the commotion we failed to realize that the bus had come to a stop on the side of the road.

We finally realised what was happening, and as the bus driver made her way through the aisle, you could see kids shoving paper balls in their bags, and sitting on batteries and rocks, which they were throwing out the window. The bus was unusually silent as the bus driver, Bertha we called her, waded her way through the narrow seats. Kids visibly squished as close as possible to the windows, some in an attempt to hide something, others just out of fear that the may inadvertently come into contact with the beast coming through.

Bertha was 7 feet tall, and appeared to be one of those ex-weight lifters, that had been on steroids for most their life. Her neck was bigger than that of wrestlers, and her arms were like tree trunks. Her gut brought thoughts of the worlds strongest man competition to mind. She was big, and no one, not even Superman, or Batman could get away with messing with her. She would suddenly dive into peoples face, staring and squinting intensely. It was like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, you thought to yourself if you didn't move she wouldn't harm you. Her breath reeked of a thousand dead carcases rotting amidst an ocean of urine.
Join now!


She strode right up to Patrick, and halted just short of him. Not a word was exchanged for a full minute, the two just looked at each other, a battle of wits. Patrick was the first to speak. "Waddaya want?" he said with a sneer. "What's in the box Patrick?" she thundered, as if the voice of God. "None of your business!" He retorted. He was "dead", what was going wrong in his head, she had at least two feet on him, and her arms could crush him like a worm in pliers.

Time stood still. Why ...

This is a preview of the whole essay