Amy Childs Diatribe - AS English Language coursework

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What my eyes had to bear…

Amy Childs everywhere

Amy, Amy, Amy; wasn’t bewitching our TV screens and magazines enough for you, that you had to exploit the daily mail with this synthetic massacre too. Oh you vacuous, artificial, narcissist, contemptible little ‘tart’. How you make my blood run cold, you and your incessantly successful career, with your absurd alternate universe, which is overseen by an apotheosis- blonde barbie Soon we’ll have to wake up day to day with Amy cereals, and Amy milk. Morrison’s shelf will be racking up with Amy’s homemade butter (this product contains traces of nuts and acrylic nails).Genuinity, authenticness, sincere these are just anomalies in her absurd alternate universe; which is overseen by an apotheosis, blonde Barbie. In a heavily celebrity dominated culture it’s a dog eat dog world, its Childs vs Price.

The stripped, eroticised, brazen, bed hopping and despicable photographed Amy Childs form is everywhere’

You viewed her in recent times on televisual apocalypse that was Celebrity Big Brother 2011.How could you have missed her? She is the one with the fake boobs, diamante genital adornments, and a look in her eyes that says everything is inexplicable and new. In other words she is of low IQ. She has no particular talent, and consequently exemplifies the something-for-nothing, I-want-what’s-mine-even-though-it-isn’t-mine, shrill grubbiness of nowadays.  

Yes you can defend her, tell me she’s the inventor of the Vajazzle and can give a fine spray tan, but would she have got where she is purely on her ability to diamante genitals? I think not. And besides, is it her fortitude and independence that young girls really see, or is it just the fake tan and falsies to the Botox and boob jobs or the nonsensical voluminous hair? Hints in the name as it only makes them look plastic, she’s even got a plastic, fake persona to match them boobs, but there again ‘’life in plastic, its fantastic…’’ I fret to even think the amount of young women aspiring to be like Amy Childs. The amount of make up she wears, I’m shocked her head isn’t weighed down to the floor.

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The 21-year old glamour model/ Reality star/victim and master manipulator/magazine editor/artist known as Amy Childs has found a new project.

Yes, the rumors are true; Shut aaaaap! Noooo seriously its true, OH EM GEE! Amy Childs has her own TV series. A reality show in the vein of the 50 million identical shows that Jordan AKA Katie Price has “starred” in. Yes. Someone actually thought this woman was enigmatic enough to carry her own show. That someone does work at Channel 5, but still. Baffling.

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