Las Vegas

Cher was there. Elvis was there. And now, as I waded through the army of eager tourists, I realised I was about to become another number in the infinite list of thrill-seekers seized by the magnetism of “Sin City.” So, what is it about Las Vegas that draws in millions of hedonistic holiday-makers each year?

Despite the twelve hour flight next to the hysterical woman and hyperactive two year old, I was desperate to see if the stories were true: gigantic hotels shaped as the greatest wonders of the world, enough lights to dazzle the blazing desert sun above the city, and more casinos per square mile than any other amenities. On the way to our hotel, I hung my head out of the window of the rental car like some kind of over-excited terrier, soaking up the glitz and glamour that I was so unaccustomed to after a monotonous life in the English countryside.

So far Vegas had delivered one spectacle after another; as we pulled up to the hotel I was astounded. “The Luxor,” shaped like a pyramid and lavishly furnished in the style of ancient Egypt, was like nothing I had ever seen before. As I gazed across the vast hotel, almost blinded by the Nevada sun, my attention was stolen by numerous porters clad in vile-red suits, swarming over my suitcases like wasps over melted ice-cream. They disappeared as quickly as they appeared through the tinted automatic doors, and I followed them into the bustling ground floor. Inside, rows after rows of slot machines surrounded me like an army of soldiers, ready to steal the dreams of the gullible tourists who surrender their money to the false promise of Las Vegas. Waves and waves of over-friendly Americans brushed past me, greeting me with an enthusiastic “Hey there!” laced with a thick American accent, as I made my way through the crowds to my hotel room. Finally! The first moment to myself since I landed; even in the airport toilets I was harassed by a woman, whose idea of personal space was obviously different from mine, with a pointless over-American conversation of “Oh my God, isn’t this airport just totally awesome?”

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After settling into my hotel room, I decided to venture back into the main section of the hotel and seek out the “$4.99 all you can eat!” buffet that I had been constantly reminded about since my arrival, and I couldn’t wait. The legacy of the Vegas buffets had made them one of the part I was most looking forward to after hearing tales of the limitless cuisines from every corner of the earth, and every type of drink imaginable available on tap. As I approached the buffet, the sight was indescribable; piles and piles of food surrounded the ...

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