Story in the Style of Terry Pratchett

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Story in the Style of Terry Pratchett

The illustrious and well-renowned city of Illann scintillated with a set of luminous lights lifting the spirits of its citizens. On the night that this tale begins, various projectiles and fireworks burst into the darkness and illuminated the sky, while the pyrotechnics scattered in the air like a thousand dancers prancing with the wind; each one perfectly choreographed with the sounds of the soothing music behind the sound of large bangs in the sky.

The Festival of Thieves was the grandest of the Grand Traditions; of which there were three in total, and the celebration was about the same importance to the world of Mondus as the atom carbon was to human existence.

As coincidental as it may sound, this story begins on the exact same jovial night as the two thousand year old convention that was the Festival. Arguably even more ironic was that this particular Festival, where the story begins, was the two thousandth of it’s kind.

The city of Illann was located right between the Sister Cities¹. It was an industrial and mechanical city, which thrived with nightlife, high-rising buildings, neon lights and corruption. Most of the city was exuberant with gambling, streetwalkers, mass transgressions and, most predominantly, thievery. Needless to say it was never a renowned apathetic or a lethargic community, but rather it was vigorous and keen. Although citizens from the far calmer Sister Cities would claim the “thugs of Illann”, as they were considerately named, were a little too keen for their liking.

The people of Illann were all finely dressed for such a grand occasion, but each of them was looking on intently for an unsuspecting victim to steal from. Although it could be argued that everyone suspected everybody else on that night. Everyone in Illann on this night was a thief. It indeed ended up like the most unorthodox game of hot potato anyone could ever imagine: a watch would start on someone’s wrist, have it stolen, who in turn has it stolen, who then follows the trend by having it stolen. The extremely fortunate of people would end up stealing back whatever has been stolen from them, however such a thing was awfully rare, and you would probably end up replacing your expensive diamond-encrusted with a significantly cheaper plastic version. It all depended on how good your thievery and pick-pocketing was.

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The shadows of the night’s sky couldn’t engulf the city, except for the darkest corners of Illann, but rather the fiery orange and yellow lights lit up the city, giving a warmer atmosphere, despite being on the fourth season of the year. It should probably be noted that there were six seasons on the world of Mondus, due to the distance from the sun, and the odd rotation of the world on it’s axis. Due to the uniqueness of the world’s axis, the seasons went in order of heat, with the first season being the warmest, and the final being ...

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