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Account of My Village in the style of Bill Bryson

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Account of My Village in the style of Bill Bryson Me, I am from nirvana. Another term would be to describe it would be a thriving cesspit. Many consider this place to be the economic and political nerve centre of Europe. Do you ever wonder where all the stars who don't live in Hollywood live? Well lay your minds at rest they live in Yarnton. Yarnton isn't famous for its high employment rates. It's famous as the entertainment centre of Europe. Yarnton is probably the smallest village in the world; it's a place where leprosy has over-run the millions who live there. The exclusivity of Yarnton render it a hot spot for tourism as the area is known to have the rarest club in the universe the one and only sacred "Royal British Legion". ...read more.

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The pilots not concentrate on flying the planes but instead ogle at the unbelievably obese women (the willabies), thereby just scraping your chimney pot. (And there I was thinking pilots had to go on aviation courses!!). Another factor obscuring the country sounds of Yarnton's beautiful wildlife and gradually decreasing scarce birds is the droaning, bubbling A44 which can be heard in this unique setting. But apart from that I just can't add anything. I don't think I could live anywhere else on earth. Personally I think Yarnton should be renamed " Bliss"! Yarnton is home to many famous people, such as The Queen. She has a house next door to mine. ...read more.

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For starters I am a speed man and secondly how the hell am I going to fit into a small car" . We often have such interesting discussions. Each time I get the same old crap, something on the lines of "Well I can't drive a small car" Finally on to the spectacular views of Yarnton: Regal gardens adorned with the aesthetic and careful positioning of dog shit, rubbish, rusting bicycles and discarded household waste.. Not to be missed from this pictorial prominent little village would be the splendid view of waste-recycling tip, the sewage works and the railway track. The old railway turntable home to one of the most impressive and aggressive rat population in England. So the hub of the universe has to be Yarnton but I've yet to mention the most important attribute of all - I LIVE THERE! ...read more.

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