Account of My Village in the style of Bill
Bryson
Me, I am from nirvana. Another term would be to describe it would be a thriving cesspit. Many consider this place to be the economic and political nerve centre of Europe. Do you ever wonder where all the stars who don’t live in Hollywood live? Well lay your minds at rest they live in Yarnton. Yarnton isn’t famous for its high employment rates. It’s famous as the entertainment centre of Europe.
Yarnton is probably the smallest village in the world; it’s a place where leprosy has over-run the millions who live there. The exclusivity of Yarnton render it a hot spot for tourism as the area is known to have the rarest club in the universe the one and only sacred “Royal British Legion”. Understandably the RBL is a place where all dreams and fairytales come true. Here kids are free to lavish and enjoy themselves and take part in the several hundred fantastic activities. The noise level in Yarnton can’t be picked up by even the most sensitive of noise detectors, until you get a colossal Boeing 747 soar about ten metres above your house. The pilots not concentrate on flying the planes but instead ogle at the unbelievably obese women (the willabies), thereby just scraping your chimney pot. (And there I was thinking pilots had to go on aviation courses!!). Another factor obscuring the country sounds of Yarnton’s beautiful wildlife and gradually decreasing scarce birds is the droaning, bubbling A44 which can be heard in this unique setting. But apart from that I just can’t add anything. I don’t think I could live anywhere else on earth. Personally I think Yarnton should be renamed “ Bliss”!
