Dan: My what?
James: Exam results. You know GCSE’S.... A’Levels
Dan: Oh them... great weather we’re having today isnt it?
James: Yes its very sunny.. and your exams?
Dan: Well that’s a problem.. i didn’t do them
James: You didn’t do them ?
Dan: well... it was as if i hadn’t done them... i got 11 U’s... so straight marks .. all across the board. Impressed heh ?
James: Look.. Dan.. (under breath) if that is ur real name...
Dan: What was that ?
James: Oh nothing .. Your exam results.. there abbismal.. what makes you think you can work here.. even Rich the Janitor had an A in food tech. And your telling me you have no qualificatios. This business has standards to keep up mr Woodbridge. And I just don’t know if your the sort we need to keep these standards up. Do you understand ? Is there anything else you can tell me which would help me in my decision ?
Dan: i know i know but i am a really nice person and a model employee, u can ask any of my previous employers, i have worked for halifax, i was head of magement at tesco for a few weeks. And they seemed 2 like me as an employee. I got free bin bags ! (WHIPS ONE OUT AND SHUVS IT in james face)
James: Well .. that must have been nice for you... Dan ..
Dan: Sorry
James: Riiiiite... Dan i do think you are wasting my time here.. now would you please leave.. there’s teh door
Dan: NO NO NO NO give me another chance.. no more bags i promise
James: Security.. SECURITY.. ahh there on their lunch break.. ok one more chance
Dan: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS .. so what can i do to make you give me this job?
James: Give me alot of money?
Dan: You expect me to have money?
James: Well tesco is very generous.. look let me make this clear for you.. you’re not right for the job
(PHONE RINGS.... James listens intently....)
James: Well dan.. seems like its your lucky day. It seems Rich has just had a little accident and has broken almost every bone in his body
Dan: Oh my god what was he doing?
James: Cooking a pop tart..
Dan: So i get the job ! I’m a janitor
James: On a temporary basis.. yes.. now please leave .. I would say it has been a pleasure to meet you.. but to be honest it has been hell.. now please excuse me.
Dan: wait...i would like to know what this janitor job pays?
James: well its about £5.50/hr
Dan: i was hoping for a bit more but as i once got told beggers cant be choosers.... i cant be a chooser
James: Too right .. goodbye (Shake hands)
Dan: id like to thank you for your time and for the job..i hope rich never recovers..well I hope he does but u get me
James: yes i….get u…..now leave
Dan: ok byebye
James: bye