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On a ordinary Saturday morning, Megan, a 18-year old well know actress, ordered two of her maids to clean up her mostly empty 30 million dollar house. During her free time, which is everyday from

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Nannan Yao January 22, 2006 LA, 2 Satire On a ordinary Saturday morning, Megan, a 18-year old well know actress, ordered two of her maids to clean up her mostly empty 30 million dollar house. During her free time, which is everyday from 12 am to 12 pm, she mopes around her home feeling restless. She decides to go shopping one day. She asks her driver if he could exchange the one-week old car with something bigger and more grandiose. The driver answers in an upsetting voice," but we just got this new lime a week ago." Megan replies, "what ever, just get me a new car and I will double your salary. ...read more.

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Now that I think about it, I saw another person wearing the same thing just yesterday when I was shopping at this other place. It would totally ruin my reputation." Back at home, her husband, who is 38 years old, asks her if they could get a new house. Megan replies, "fine, as long as it is not over $20 million." After a gruesome day of shopping, Megan asks the cook if he could make something delicious for her. He says, "how about some Chicken of the Sea with some nice greens and bread." Megan exclaims, "I didn't know that chickens swim in the sea." The cook signs and says no, Chicken of the Sea is a brand of tuna." ...read more.

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One morning, Megan yells, "AHHHHHHH, I have a gigantic pimple on my face, how can I go shopping today?" The pimple is so small that one might not even notice it with a high tech microscope. Megan says, "I can't go out looking like this." Just as she is about to put about 3 inches of foundation to cover the barely noticeable dot up, the phone rings. On the phone is a famous TV Show host and he exclaims, "Hi Megan, we would like to have a 10 minute interview with you regarding your career." Megan ecstatically responds, "Great, is the interview going to air on some national TV and am I going to get a lot of money for this, may be $150 million." ...read more.

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