Biography Of Arpan.

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Dear unfortunate reader, it appears that god has chosen you to undergo a lot of suffering today. Here is a story... a story about whom you ask? Words cannot begin to depict the thing... the immense strangeness that is ARPAN. I am awfully sorry that you have to read this, but I must because I am the chosen one!! The one who will bring balance, yes!! So I beg you to be courageous, valiant and confident as I have been these past few days, and bear witness to 'THE STORY OF ARPAN, ARPAN SALVANI'. The person who always finds herself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory that man was not meant to cross.

It has... I mean she has a spacious variety of characteristics ranging from, being amusing, to livid and mean. For the sake of the reader I shall not explain to you what the exterior form of this being is, so I shall focus on what the enlightened individuals of this small world have tried to achieve and observe the inner beauty of Arpan. She really isn't the same from the inside you see. To discover and comprehend the true Arpan you have to *shudder* go deep inside her. The vegetable that would best describe and embody this perfectly normal human being (sure...) would be a potato. Well why a potato you might say. This is because a potato has a rough, thin layer on the outside, which is easy to peel off and also because it is dirty on the outside and clean from the inside. So, in my opinion, the way this could relate to Arpan is that she can be a very mean and unkind person on the outside, hey nobody is perfect. But that is only the thin layer on the top, so I think and... hope that the inside is quite the opposite. It's like the removing of the outer shell of a spoiled egg and revealing the juicy whiteness that is... yolk. In other words, on the inside she is very friendly and has a heart of an innocent 13-year old (probably keeps it in a jar somewhere).
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Something which plays a very important role in her life is a McDonald's Double Cheeseburger, just kidding. It's actually friendship. She loves hanging out with her friends (yes! She does have them!) and has the ability to make people... laugh. So the color which would best signify her is pink, because it's bright and friendly and the brand Nike because it is liked by every one (not really). From what I have learned in the past few days (I do not want to talk about those terrorizing moments but I will anyway since this essay is all about ...

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