Rachel: “No no no why? why? He didn’t do anything”
Amjad: “You question our law? 20 lashes for her”
Ibrahim leads Rachel off the stage.
Amjad: “We have to get out of here or next time it’ll be our necks”
Imran: “yeah that’s right”
Amjad and Imran walk off the stage then the executed ‘Ali’ follows stage is cleared of another scene.
Scene 2. Amjad (brother 1), Ali (brother 2),Bruce (IM), Ibrahim (smuggler ),Imran (friend), Amjad, Ali, Imran, walk onto stage where 3 chairs are stationed.
Amjad: “I don’t know I think it’s a bad think it’s a bad idea we will be caught and killed”
Imran: “Come on. If you with the Taliban they will kill you with there law system they don’t like to keep the peace”
Ali: “Yeah and think of the money we could make over there, you can start your on business and the women let me rephrase that nice women you won’t go on about your wife anymore and I have a friend that will get us discreet travel into England”
Amjad, Imran, laugh out loud.
Amjad: “Shut up I love my wife”
Ibrahim walks in Amjad, Ali, and Imran, stop conversation and stand up to acknowledge Ibrahim.
Ali: “this is our discreet travel Amjad, Imran meet Ibrahim”
Ibrahim: “forget the pleasantries do you have my money?”
Ali: “ Ermm i have money for 3 people”
Ibrahim: “What arghh ok I have room for 3 people TEN KALLABLA”
Ali: “Here you go 10 Kallabla”
Ibrahim: “come on this van doesn't load it self get on come on”
Amjad: “This is it our future is in this damp back of a van”
Ibrahim: “What you think I'm an idiot this is 5 Kallabla! Would you of said anything if I didn’t notice?”
Ali: “My friend my brother you will accept 5 Kallabla”
Ibrahim: “This a needle those are tyres this van isn’t going no where with out my 10 Kallabla”
Ali: “Ok ok 10 Kallabla this was just a little joke yes a joke”
Ibrahim: “Ok whatever like I said in the van”
Amjad, Ali, Imran get into the van Ibrahim gets in the van also the stage is set for a journey on the road
Amjad, Imran, Ali: “WERE GOING TO ENGLAND RUGBYS COMING HOME IT’S COMIGN HOME.........”
Ibrahim looks in disgust
Ibrahim: “IT’S FOOTBALL YOU IDIOTS FOOTBALLS COMING HOME U IDIOTS!”
Amjad, Ali, Imran: “ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH”
Hours drift by with a unusal silence
Amjad: “Are we there yet?”
Ibrahim: “no”
Amjad: “Are we there yet?”
Ibrahim: “no”
Amjad: “Are we there yet?”
Ibrahim: “NO JUST SHUT UP!”
Amjad: “Alright alright keep your beard on”
The van errupts with laughter expect Ibrahim silence once again takes over the van until......
Amjad breaks wind.
Ali: “Why now of all times why now did u know what was on my mind? fuck i need to do a piss”
Imran: “Ewww thats brussels sprouts i think i’m gonna puke”
Ibrahim: “That’s it everyone out have a good strech while i go get some petrol yesss petrol yes were running low, Bonvoyage”
Ali: “I thought in england they say bye??? not Bonvoyage and that’s the eifell tower isn;t that in france?”
Imran: “No no thats big Ben can’t you see it has ben written all over it it’s stick legs stick arms stcik everything yep thats ben”
Then enters Bruce in a strolling mannor
Bruce: “Bonjour senor’s”
Amjad,Ali,Imran: “ EHHH?”
Bruce: “I see no french i havn’t seen you guys before in this patch of france this is my patch your not from around here are you what is your story?”
Imran: “No were just visting”
Bruce: “I see there’s only 1 hotel in town you must be staying in le castle de le monde by the river”
Imran: “Yes river hehehe River”
Bruce: “NO RIVER I think you guys are coming with me”
Bruce reaches for his radio and radio his base
Bruce: “we have 3 suspicous men i don’t like the look of them i would like back up before i proceed with interigation”
Amjad: “What is to happen to us?”
Bruce: “I don’t know but my coleges are coming now then we will proceed”
French national police van pulls up besides them
Ali: “I never knew they had french police in england modern countrys these days they have everything”
Imran: “Ali don’t you get it i don’t think were in england”
Bruce: “ Ok we get in the van now”
Everyone then proceeds in to the van and the van heads to the national immagration center
Scene 3. Amjad(brother 1), Ali(brother 2), Bruce(IM, imagration police), Imran(friend), Rachel(another suspect being processed) the stage is set out as an office.Bruce prepares to address the room.
Bruce: “Ok you all know why your here let me guess no one has papers? correct me if i’m worng? no no one with papers? not even fake ones? ok good at least your not lying to me yet”
Rachel tugs Ali’s jumper
Rachel: “England is nice so far”
Ali: “yeah i know very friendly but not as friendly as i heard at home they say british women is like a toy for man pleasure very easy but i yet to see that”
Imran: “Oh my god forget it you 2 idiots continue with your talk infact No WERE NOT IN ENGLAND”
Ali,Rachel: “EHH?”
Bruce: “Silence no one speak when i’m speaking ok i see no point you people are obviously not from here and you certainly did not enter the country by leagal means so you will be sent to the refugee camps were you will have to wait for your application to go threw that reminds me you have no filled your applications yet, here you go don’t make no noise while you people fill the application in”