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English composition - younger siblings

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Introduction

´╗┐English rant younger brothers and sisters Younger Brothers and Sisters were brought into this World to torture their older siblings. In fact, all younger siblings should be sent to a foster home so they do not get in the way of us, the more mature and advanced older siblings, but we are just too afraid to say it. Don?t you just DESPISE it when it when they say, ?It wasn?t me!? when it so obviously was! Even the dog sitting there knows the truth. The little scallywags could get away with murder. Little brothers and sisters are so capricious that one minute they want you to play with them and the next minute they are blaming the mess in their bedroom on you. Make your mind up! Let me be clearer on this. ...read more.

Middle

Stand against this horrendous injustice to older siblings and sign the petition we?ve all been waiting for: Parents! One Child Only! It?s obvious. Less money to spend on clothes, less money to spend on food, less money to spend on useless toys and more focus on the advanced being; me! Just listen to this. Firstborns are generally smarter than their younger siblings-fact. The best way to describe younger brothers and sisters is ?intolerable?. They want one thing then another and another. It?s endless. Firstborns always go on to do amazing things from inventing world changing devices to becoming presidents. Conversely, there is conclusive evidence that younger siblings are responsible for all but a fraction of the hooliganism that goes on, and tend to waste away their lives at the expense of everyone else. ...read more.

Conclusion

Mid-flight, I was spinning and saw how close I actually was to the concrete. When I landed in the water I luckily scraped my foot against the ground. If I had made one more rotation, my head would have hit against the concrete and I would surely have died. As it was, I couldn?t breathe: I had just escaped a life or death situation. The thing that incensed me the most was that they were laughing obnoxiously! Yes you heard right, despite comprehending that I had nearly died, they were laughing! What else have we to do? Younger siblings are so brainless, senseless and thick-headed. Do you really want younger siblings controlling and torturing you? Satan?s little helpers are running rampant everywhere. It must stop. Fahad Al Rahbani ...read more.

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