English rant younger brothers and sisters
Younger Brothers and Sisters were brought into this World to torture their older siblings. In fact, all younger siblings should be sent to a foster home so they do not get in the way of us, the more mature and advanced older siblings, but we are just too afraid to say it. Don’t you just DESPISE it when it when they say, “It wasn’t me!” when it so obviously was! Even the dog sitting there knows the truth. The little scallywags could get away with murder. Little brothers and sisters are so capricious that one minute they want you to play with them and the next minute they are blaming the mess in their bedroom on you. Make your mind up!
Let me be clearer on this. A trusted friend of mine was elatedly going about his day until his little brother punched him in the privates. He reacted by pushing his little brother on the ground and then being heaped with blame. This caused him to stay in his room locked for a week with no dinner, all because of his younger sibling. I am positive that countless other victims with younger brothers and sisters endure incidents such as this, every day of their lives. The suffering doesn’t end there. A study of 14,000 eldest British children found that those with 3 siblings were, on average, an inch shorter than their younger brothers and sisters because they were denied the essential nutrients needed to grow. Stand against this horrendous injustice to older siblings and sign the petition we’ve all been waiting for: Parents! One Child Only! It’s obvious. Less money to spend on clothes, less money to spend on food, less money to spend on useless toys and more focus on the advanced being; me!