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Graham tried to step out of his car and found that his soft leather chairs had moulded around his large body making it impossible to get out of his car. After an hour of distinguishing between

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Personal Fiction Writing Graham tried to step out of his car and found that his soft leather chairs had moulded around his large body making it impossible to get out of his car. After an hour of distinguishing between fat and leather graham managed to free himself from his leathery cage and stepped out of his car. All this exercise was making Graham hungry, so he went to the nearest fast food joint and bought 12 cheeseburgers, two gallons of coke and a large tub of ice cream. After fulfilling his appetite Graham proceeded with making his way to the football stadium. He had only been in there for a short amount of time and he was already receiving complaints. These came in the form of a small boy. "Erm, Excuse me sir," said the small boy, whilst tapping on Graham's shoulder. Graham turned round and glared at the little boy. "What." "Erm, your blocking the view sir." "Who's view am I blocking." ...read more.

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"What did u do back there? Everyone was pretty mad." "Well I bent over to get my popcorn and when I sat back I squashed I five year old girl. I was on big screen at the time." "Oh," said Seamus. They drove past Auburn Hills and stopped by a large warehouse. "Follow me." Seamus took them around the back of the warehouse and opened some big metal doors. Outside had looked bland but inside was a wealth of colour, also two Chevrolet Camaro's and a Lexus 300. "How can you afford all this," asked Graham. He looked around and saw some gold plated chairs, a throne made out of carbon fibre throne and a chandelier made out of diamonds. In the corner there was an attractive lady wearing snow leopard skin underwear. "I'm obviously the leader of a drug dealing syndicate," said Seamus rolling his eyes. Graham looked alarmed, he walked over to a large glass cabinet and was disturbed to find a mans body inside it, packed in ice. ...read more.

Conclusion

At this moment P.Diddy walked through a pair of doors. "Well now I know I'm dreaming." "Oh no, this is fo real player," said P.Diddy "I likes my bling and I be blingin damn near everythin in my body, see that," he pointed to a large lump at the end of his penis, " that ain't no growth that's four carat baby, now when you be blingin everythin like that the only thing left to bling is your organs, unfortunately it's illegal in America, that's where Seamus comes in he's sortin me out with the best surgeon around and then we be gold platin my liver brother." "Well good luck with that." Graham took the liberty of going to explore the basement. When he was down there he found a full sized basketball court and a gym. Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Jerry Stackhouse, Grant hill, Shaquille O ' Neal and Lebron James were playing a game of 3-on-3. Graham shook his head and decided he would take Seamus' advice. He went to find a bedroom, and after finding a suitable one he went to sleep ready to face whatever strange occurrences the morning would bring. ...read more.

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