Im living of my dead grandparents, bless them. Its was always nice to know as a lazy teen that I would inherit a couple of million when they snuffed it. And that’s why I do absolutely nothing work wise. In fact the thought of me with a job frightens me. Why work? When you have everything you need right on your doorstep. A nice apartment, three holidays a year, a flash sports car and no commitment. That brings me onto the subject of girlfriends. Im single at the moment and loving it. I finished with Sarah two months ago, she finished it because of my “lying”. I call it more of a joke than a lie but women take these things to heart. I was simply enjoying being a “successful business man” pretending I owned a profitable business selling textiles. I felt important, powerful and unstoppable but she soon found out whom I really was when she phoned me throughout the week and I answered on every occasion. “Shouldn’t you be at work?” oh, nah… err… having the week off! Just going to play golf actually. She saw straight through me and so I came clean and that was that.
Set in Ikea
I have to fill up the days somehow. Ikea is cheap and trendy so my apartment is like individual show rooms in the store. I take about an hour going round and spend a few hundred quid usually on things I don’t need or particularly want. Anyway I do need and want me weekly hair treatment. I have a thing about my hair, aiming at the moment to grow it like Beckhams. He’s got it right, must have been like me at school the way everyone talks about him, not the brightest!
In his car
Bloody hell, half of these women drivers shouldn’t be on the road. Honestly, everyone knows that you can’t overtake someone via the inside lane on a motorway. They’re as bad as old people are. I reckon over seventies should all have their licences taken away. They’re a danger to us all. Nothing good is going to happen under this labour government. Get the conservatives back in, Im sure they will be after the next election. Everyone was so anti-war when we went up against Iraq. I thought it was the best thing to do. You cant trust Saddam, he would have done something sometime, Wouldn’t you rather it be them than us? Although I do nothing, I have very strong opinions, my parents find them insulting so I do best when I keep them to myself. But that’s my life story. I have no impact on anyone and that’s the way I like it! No commitment and no complications, just everyday as it comes.