Parody of a Murder Investigation - Who dunnit?

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Parody of a Murder Investigation – Who dunnit?

The clock chimed twelve in a slow, continuous rhythm. (Except for the last stroke where there was a bong to emphasize the lateness of the hour.) The guests of Moreton Manor stood awkwardly in silence waiting for the detective to arrive. None of them felt safe, as the body of the butler was lying in the next room. Mrs. Bennett looked uneasily about the room, eyeing the people, looking from face to face. This would be terrible for her business, especially once it became public knowledge. There were nine guests in all, not including the bellboy, Harry.

All of the cooking staff had left two hours ago, and no one was allowed to leave without the Detective’s permission.

At last there was a heavy knock on the door You could almost hear a sigh of relief inside the people’s minds, hoping that the detective would be able to comfort them somehow. Mrs. Bennett went to unlock the door and let the Detective in. He came alone, smoking a pipe, and wearing a long brown coat and a deerstalker. (Even though there were no deer’s in sight or had anything to do with the death)

        “Sorry I didn’t come quicker,” he remarked. “I took my time seeing as he’s already dead and one quick glance tells me who the murderer is”

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        There were some murmurs of surprise ad some gasps of shock from the guests. Mrs. Bennett looked very tense. No one had mentioned a murder, just a death.  “It’s definitely the butler, it always is in these cases, now where is he?”

        Mrs. Bennett stepped forward and announced:        

        “He is in the next room, lying dead on the floor, now stop making false accusations and do your job!”

        The detective quietly murmured something that no one ever heard and rushed into the drawing room. There was the butler lying on the floor next to the fireplace, the butler had been ...

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