Left there to rot until they’re found.
And then they dug a hole right through,
With all their tools and torches too.
But now their bodies are underground,
Left there to rot until they’re found.
They popped there heads up out the hole,
And grabbed the bag for the things they stole.
But now their bodies are underground,
Left there to rot until they’re found.
Then Lefty grabbed a handful of candy,
He thought it tasted fine and dandy
But now their bodies are underground,
Left there to rot until they’re found.
Ned felt his teeth begin to rot,
His lips and tongue felt rather hot,
But now their bodies are underground,
Left there to rot until they’re found.
Ned left to get some mints,
To cool his mouth by the sinks.
But now their bodies are underground,
Left there to rot until they’re found.
Lefty went behind the till,
And found a long expensive bill
But now their bodies are underground,
Left there to rot until they’re found.
Ned fought he might,
Blow up the spot with dynamite
But now their bodies are underground,
Left there to rot until they’re found.
He blew it up by mistake,
And poor Ned got covered in cake.
But now their bodies are underground,
Left there to rot until they’re found.
And now the moral, crime never pays,
You’d best take note of this worthy phrase,
But now their bodies are underground,
Left there to rot until they’re found.
By Ashley Hindley
