Presenter 2 – Juliet what wonderful news, you must be so excited!
What are your plans??
Juliet – Sorry to disappoint you Kate, but I will not be marrying Paris.
Lady Capulet – [Puts an arm around Juliet] Oh don’t listen to her. She’s got nerves, you know how they get.
[Presenters nod understandingly]
Juliet – NO!!!!! I will not marry Paris under any circumstances. I can’t, I just CAN’T.
Presenter 1 – Why not??????????
Juliet [looks at her mother and at the studio audience] Because… well I’m …… I’m already married
[Audience Gasps, presenters look shocked and Lady Capulet faints]
Presenter 2 – Well lets take a break, don’t go anywhere, be right back with more of Verona’s secrets.
[Go to Break]
[Back from Break]
Presenter 2 – welcome back to Good Morning Verona! Still with us on the sofa are Lady Capulet and Juliet. Juliet you have just dropped a huge bombshell that you shall not marry Paris, the wonderful man your parents have kindly picked for you----[gets interrupted by lady Capulet ]
Lady Capulet – Never mind that, what do you mean that you’re already married!!! You can’t be! WHO IS HE???
Juliet – Well Mother, I was married yesterday morning, at Friar Lawrence’s Church.
[Glare at each other for a few seconds]
Presenter 1 – well then lets bring him on to see why he agreed to this unexpected union.
[Enter Friar Lawrence]
Presenter 2 – good morning Friar. How are you ?
Friar Lawrence – fine, fine.
Presenter 1 – well let’s get down to it. Friar Lawrence did you marry Juliet to another man yesterday??
Friar Lawrence – Yes Sally I did. I joined these two lovers under Gods watchful eye.
Lady Capulet – How could you?? (Screaming) Who is he? I demand you tell me now!
Friar Lawrence – I will not admit this without Juliet’s consent.
Juliet – you know what? I don’t care anymore. Mother I will not hide it any longer. I want the world to know of my love. My Love FOR ROMEO MONTAGUE!!!!!!!!!!
[Plays blind date music] [Enter ROMEO]
Romeo – My love, we shall be together forever. No one shall tear us apart.
Lady Capulet – No I will not let this happen. You can’t be with him. I forbid it. Ohh you father will never allow it. [Angry]
Juliet – Please mother you have to realise that we love each other and that you cannot tear us apart.
Romeo – We will not be forced apart. You must accept us.
[Lady Capulet looks gob smacked and looks around blankly. Then she suddenly takes Juliet’s arm and drags her off the stage. Romeo tries to follow but is held back by the Friar]
Presenter 1 – well what an eventful show this has been but unfortunately we have to take another break. Be back soon! [Cheesy smiles]
[After the break]
[Friar has left leaving Romeo on the couch]
Presenter 2 – so Romeo, you have just confessed your undying love for Juliet Capulet. Do you have anything else to add to this shocking revelation?
Romeo – yes. I would like to say that the feud between my family and Juliet’s must end. There has been enough blood spilt between our families.
Presenter 2 – well then maybe this is your chance. Backstage we have one of your enemies – Tybalt Capulet!! [Enter Tybalt]
Tybalt – you’ve plagued my family for long enough. You shall not ruin the life of my poor young cousin Juliet!
Romeo – its people like you that have caused this feud to go on for longer than needed. This should come to an end. There is no need for us to fight anymore.
Tybalt – You say that you have a choice. Only when all of the Montague family are dead will I stop.
Presenter 1 – There is no need for any violence on the show. Maybe if we sat down and talked about it.
Tybalt – I will not talk to him. There is no way I will be civil with him.
Romeo – why will you not end it??
Tybalt – I will end it once I have ended all your life. You stupid—
Presenter 1 – okay well that’s all for todays show folks. Tune in next week when we’ll more of Verona’s best
Presenter 2 – Cya soon !!!
[End Show]
