The German Job

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The German Job

By Tom Prendergast

I could tell he was aiming bottom left.  I just knew by the way he was standing nervously, waiting for the whistle.  Putting the shiny white ball on the perfectly marked spot, stepping slowly back, lining up the crucial shot.  Everyone silent.  Ten other players hoping their schoolboy dreams would come true.  Seventy six thousand fans from around the world packed into the Olympiastadion Berlin waiting anxiously for one single kick.  Tens of millions watching carefully from houses, pubs and streets and then there was us, ten rows up, right behind the goal with a perfect view of the fear in the taker’s eyes, ready to jump up in joy or drop in despair and after coming all this way we needed something special.  All that long, hard labour, all of those brainless, dangerous risks and the bits of luck we had along the way, but to get so close to our dream only to be crushed and by the worst possible team,  but……….. wait, I better tell you how we got here first.

My name is Jonathan Francis, also know as John, Jono, Frankie, Francy, Franny, King Kong – don’t ask, but most people call me Johnny.  I’ve always had this dream, since I was little enough to kick a ball, to go to a World Cup Final and see England win against the Germans in the final – for obvious reasons, but I always knew that it wasn’t going to be very likely with it always being far away in America or Korea or somewhere that I can only go in dreams. The only chance I had of seeing a World Cup that doesn’t involve seeing it on a puny 10” fuzzy TV screen or in an overcrowded pub with nowhere to move and inhaling so much cigarette smoke I had may as well have taken smoking up myself but the really big thing you miss out on, the reason so many people go to football matches, why some people pay so much for a single ticket, to own one seat for 90 minutes is to witness the atmosphere. The sounds, the tastes, the smells, the adrenaline you experience from being meters away from of love that will stay with you your whole life.

I live in and support Liverpool, easily the greatest team in the world, and have only ever traveled as far as sunny Wales which is practically down the road.  I don’t really like going on holiday unless I’m with some friends, because I find life really boring without them and parents just pick the least entertaining things to do, I mean who wants to visit a mining museum. Boooooring.  In fact, we visited Wales a couple of months ago, when I say we I mean me and all my mates, and it was the best week of my life, probably because there weren’t any parents and definitely no mining museums.  My Uncle is a major car dealer and has worked for Ford, Hyundai, BMW but currently Mercedes and owns a huge house somewhere in Wales, along with all the other homes he owns, where myself, Jack, Mickey, Healthy and Paddy stayed on our own, able to do whatever we wanted, and I’m telling you now we did, however it did sort of backfire when realized we hadn’t done any food shopping. So apart from running out of food it was a brilliant week and of course was my idea.

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Jack Harrison is the cleverest of us all and the youngest, the keeper in our group and what a keeper.  He had trials for Liverpool when he was younger but got an injury that stopped him from playing and has only ever played for the Sunday league team all five of us play for since.  This brings us to Mike Murphy or Mickey, because unlike Jack, Mickey is not very clever, last week he got Harrods, the massive toy shop in London, mixed up with Halfords, yes that is Halfords as in the car accessory shops dotted around England, ...

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