Laura shouted, there was no reply, she shouted again “Ken, Ken” still no reply. She feared the worst but quickly kneeled down to her bear knees which showed her brown tatty big red fat skin knickers flawing across the floor, “help” she repeatedly screamed knowing not what next to do to save her husband’s life.
A man who had heard her scream was now running over from his garden across the road from where he was watering his garden.
“Dave, help me, it’s Ken, I think he’s dying” cried Laura, now in tears because she feared the worst.
“Laura you call the 999 while I’ll do some breaths on him” he quickly said looking up at her.
Laura was now running in her tatty dress to the door of the garage of which she opened to call 999. Meanwhile now a lot of people was standing by Ken including Dave who was trying to Save Ken’s Life, as he was doing several breaths to the mouth, surprisingly no one bothered to help him as the almost deserted street pleased in panic
“There coming” cried Laura as she now broke down in tears (Dave still trying with a lot of people overlooking) she leant against the garage door as tears swept past her cheeks as an old nice looking elderly lady came to comfort her.
“He’s ok dear, he’ll survive,” she comfortably said as she now offered a clean tissue to the upset Laura.
The people heard overcoming sirens.
“The ambulance” the 4 to 5 people said in relief as Dave finally found a pulse and held on to Ken’s hand in please as to know he was going to be alright. Ken cough and everyone smiled including Lauar, they all knew Ken was lucky to stay alive.
Meanwhile the overcoming siren sounds were getting closer to the minor incident. “the ambulance is coming” said one person, “but I don’t think we need it anymore” said Laura who looked down at Ken with a smile and Ken gave one back to show they were still a happy couple.
The ambulance stopped outside the door of the garage, which was next to their bedroom-terraced house, the paramedics got out of the ambulance van with one a first-aid kit and the other on stand by the same time Ken got up.
“Is their a problem?” asked Ken keenly to one of the paramedics, beaming in their eyes not knowing what just happened to him, then one paramedic told him!
“A man was reported to have collapsed or I should say fell from a ladder” then that’s when Laura, the big bossy lady came in to the conversation.
“It was Ken my husband who fell, but he is as fit as a fiddle now and there’s no need to take him with you” she then smiled with some kind of delight, Ken smiled back at her as others watched on.
“We’ll just have to check your husband to see if he’s ok and we’ll do it here” told the female ginger head paramedic to Laura who shook her head.
So both paramedics examined Ken and all he just had was minor concussion so they let him off and just told him to take it easy for the rest of the day and take some rest. But Ken knew he wasn’t going to follow the paramedics, he had other things on his mind.
The paramedics left and for the spectators the excitement was over and they jetted of home which left Ken and Laura talking:
“I never collapsed, did I” he sweetly asked his much beloved wife who nodded her head instantly, then he began to explain his procedure which he’d supposed to do earlier, suddenly he picked up his ladder and held it in position, he began thinking again what the hell was on top of his garage, some strange thing perhaps he suggested to himself, now he positioned himself against the ladder, this time firmly gripping it tight with both hands.
“Should I just hold it incase anything else happens?” asked his wife just as a necessary precaution
“No” he said quite fastely as he was determined to see what that thing was on top of his nice big brown-bricked garaged, he looked up and signed out the ok sign to his wife.
“I’m ready to go up Laura” he said, you could now tell that he was scared by the sweat and the looks on his face, she was anxious and scared too, she knew something was up there.
“Wait” she said, “can I just check if it’s still leaking from above the garage inside” she said again, then Ken quickly said as if the mission was over
“ok then, be quick”. So she rushed, more like walked fast into the garage which looked quite new from the outside surroundings, she looked up and now unethically un noticed was now dripping from above heavenly like torrential rain but this was from nothing ever seen in her entire life, this mixture was coming down from the ceiling everywhere, was it a dead body, alien, it could well be anything
“You’d better come and look at this, I think it’s blood” she heavenly shouted to Ken, she looked stunned.
“Oh my god, no way, no way” he screamed in horror, he blinked his eyes, and again but what he was seeing was real.
Ken and Laura couldn’t go in the garage, it was that bad, all there equipment was in there badly getting damaged but there was nothing they could do, the mess was still dripping down heavenly from the ceiling and from the shouts and screams of Laura, local residents came to the scene again, including the old lady.
“We have to find out what the bloody mess is, now” Laura screamed and cried towards Ken nearly bursting his eardrum.
“I’d better go and check now” he replied, he again looked at the ceiling of the garage, still heavy this reddy mixture was and now was starting to flood the floor. “I’ve got to stop it quick” he pronounced as he rushed to his ladder, ready to get on it.
Everyone was now in amazement to what was happening, was this real, all of the residents thought. Ken now got into position and started his decent from one step to the next, meanwhile the floor of the garage was now covered in a reddy-greenish mixture far beyond anything seen before, Laura, possibly the clumsiest women in the world just stood there in horror, she seemed shocked, she looked up at Ken who was now at the top of the garage.
She shouted “What’s up their, kill it now”, she waited for a reply, didn’t come. Ken just stared at the ceiling of the roof as if he’d been shocked for life, his face instantly stayed still. Laura again shouted, now very eager very an instant reply, then Ken (shaked and stirred) opened his mouth and slowly pronounced:
“Laura, you won’t believe this but nothing is up here”
“Oh shut up you tart, u silly sod, something is up here,” she shouted, as loud as an owl. He looked at her.
“Really, I’m in shock too, nothing is up here”.
Meanwhile the reddy-greenish thing was still coming down from the ceiling, flooding the floor and now covered 8mm of the floor and Ken was right, it was just a plain old rusted demented ceiling of his garage with nothing on it apart from him, something was going on here, something weird, was this some kind of flood from nowhere? He thought or was this one of his wildest dreams. The answer was no because this was real, it was a very weird flood from absolutely nowhere, the ceiling of the garage was dry but underneath, downstairs was wet covered in blood.
Looking confused by what was happen, Laura said to Ken:
“We need help now, massive flood is coming” she was almost speechless, both members of the family were now upset, what did they do to deserve this.
Everyone was amazed to see what was happening as well and now bugs, ants, dead bees and wasps, nats and all sorts of creatures were falling out of the roof and heading to the messy flood, Laura was now screaming as Ken amazingly found an axe on the top of the garage and started axing like mad like their was no tomorrow, he created a hole, but this hold was fat, large about 5 cm long with dead rats and every insects alive these days, what caused this, nobody knows.
“Laura it’s some kind of hole with dead rats, mouse’s and all sorts of things” then she said
“Ok, but this flood is getting out of hand, it needs to stop” they both looked at each other, then she looked at the garage, the mess was her leg height and she still looked rather worried but Ken, who does absolutely nothing in the house was still calm on top of the roof of the garage just staring at the dead animals, the mess coming from the ceiling was now dying down but was still coming down rather hard, Ken’s motorbike was now severely drenched and now passed it’s time, rats were now somehow alive, some awake and some waking up, were now eating away the motorbike with all their might, eating the exhaust pipe, everything.
Dogs from other resident’s houses where now coming in to the garage to join in the weird fun, about 2 shepherd dogs were destroyed the whole thing.
But suddenly Ken lost his footing on the top of the garage and fell threw the garage, but with an instant he held on to the top metal of the garage and he has holding on for his dear life, the shepherd dogs were faeces just underneath him, ready to eat Ken, Ken was now covered in that messy blood, he’s hand was falling off the hinges.
“NO” she shouted as he felt his time was just about to go, he fell and landed on the two shepherd dogs, who fell on the motorbike, which landed on the awful bloody mess, which and, where there was a matchstick (the motorbike was all gassy and the flammable petrol oil), the whole garage blew out in an explosion “BANG”, THE WHOLE WORLD shock, one of the dogs flew out into the air and crash landed on a car bonnet with people inside the car.
Everyone screamed, Laura collapsed and Ken was left fighting for his life.