Today I'm going to kill something. Someone. Anything. I feel the obligation to, that time has come around again. Every fortnight it is. Two weeks later and another person will be lucky, just like that.

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        Today I’m going to kill something. Someone. Anything. I feel the obligation to, that time has come around again. Every fortnight it is. Two weeks later and another person will be lucky, just like that. They will have been touched by a celebrity. They do not thank me for it, they do not get the chance but I will leave my autograph by their side. Something for the pigs to ponder about when they arrive on the scene. But by then it will be too late.

         I know you are wondering what it is. Something like that would intrigue you. You will see soon enough but I can tell you now, I will stretch to that much at least. I leave a little gift you see? Nothing too big mind you, I just remove two things from them and leave it by their side, wristwatch and eyeball. Not a delicate manoeuvre mind you. But always worth it, gives the whole procedure an elaborate touch. I always like to keep my eye on the time. Never been late in my life. I thought of that little signature when I was at school, not that I needed school in the first place. I just went there to do the usual, squash a few flies, keep my name on the list, have a little time away from home. I used to put the little autograph everywhere, not the real thing of course, but as I breathed out talent on the window I would scratch it in or I would etch it into a desk. The next person sitting there would notice it, I just wish they would notice me.

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        I kept to myself at school, not that I had any choice, the other little brats would not come anywhere near me. They knew I was too clever for them and the poor ones who thought they could overpower me knew where to go; they would be kissing my feet. I could have changed the world if somebody had let me, but I do not need to be given a chance on a plate to do so. Today I am going to do it. By myself.

        I look around the scrawny flat. It is a tip and always has been. ...

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