Don’t go to ground. Richard don’t go to ground!
I say that so what does he do he goes to ground, the player rounds him, his only reply is to bring their player down. Now they’ve got a penalty.
Ref, please, not a red! Please! Phhheeeewwwwww.
Thank you God! Yellow well that wasn’t too bad, it could have been much worse!
Now Richard, pick which side you’re going to, don’t change your mind. YES!!! Well done, what a save, you’re a legend.
Five years ago we were of League status. A division 3 club pushing for promotion, now we’re a Conference side on the brink of promotion back to the League. Yet, it was two years ago we were a club critics had ruled out of even pushing for promotion for the next 10 years. We were in depths of a finical crisis. The club was up for sale, our half decent players were being sold, our best had just left – we were unable to pay their contracts.
Fortunately, for everyone concerned, the board scrapped together £20 000. With this we could pay the: players, coaching staff, my self (as manager, I went with out pay for a long time!), grounds men, cleaners, canteen staff, coach fees and board, their back pay and up coming payments. Also we were able to buy our strips, home and away, like keeper and out field players. It was a gust of fresh air. Extremely fresh. Well they were the dark days of the clubs 40-year history, many thanks to our fans.
No! Nosher, you fool, you’ve only gone and done it again! Oh when will you learn?
He goes in two footed on their number 10, a short speedy lad, knocked him flat. The lad rolls around on the floor in agony, there’s no blaming him. Nosher, gets it into his small head, that this lads over exaggerating it to the ref. And so, as all self-controlled players do, goes over to him, picks the lad up by his collar calls him a “Two faced little ****er” and smacks him right bang in between his eyes as hard as he could.
Nosher, why did you do that?
He insulted you?
And how did he do that, exactly?
He looked at you? Oh in a menacing way.
So that makes it ok for you to knock him un-conscience?
You know what the Association will do about his now don’t you?
No, Nosher, they won’t be wiping each other’s bottoms with it! They will ban you for the next 5 games.
Yes, Nosher, they have a perfect right to.
Yes they do: you’ve been red carded for your 10th game now.
Now, I want you to think about what you’ve done and sort out your explanation of what happened. A proper one, you hear me?
Ok now you better go.
No I won’t do that Nosher!
One day he’ll learn!
Budzi. Now he’s talented, if only he could be bothered, he could make it to the 1st Division. He believes he can live of the doll, he hasn’t found out yet what life can hold. He was brought up on a council estate and footballs all he’s ever done. He’s never tasted life’s great highs. But all the same he’s an exceptional talent.
Oh what a save Richard! Watch the corner. You’ve seen what they’re capable of, watch it! Now clear it, now Aaron, now! That’s it Stuey!
Richard, good humoured, always has a funny joke, but never a stupid or offensive one. He has an eye for the game. I don’t know where I would be with out him and Stuey, the backbone of the team and the back line. Richard’s an agile and gymnastic keeper. Though for some reason, won’t wear blue and orange or red and green or for that matter yellow or purple, in the same strip. Strange, says its bad luck.
Aaron now, now! No you’ve missed your chance! . . . YES one’s nil, us. YES!!! We’re going up, we’re going up! Our time has come. We’re going up!
Stuey, calm them down, don’t let them slacken off. Tell them to keep their eyes on the ball, not the clock!
Stuey’s mid 30’s a family man and captain. He can sort them out. Central defender. No one better in the league at his game than Stuey.
Stuey get that man, GET HIM!! Don’t let him past, what ever the consequences! Stuey take him down. Now, now!
NO! 1’s each. No, no, no, this can’t be, no. 83 minutes and its 1 each. No, so close. 3 points, was what we needed, just 3 points. Goals were in our advantage, with Billington drawing on Tuesday, it was in our hands today, but we couldn’t do it.
5, 4, 3, 2 and now its extra time, 2 minutes left to play.
Everyone up for this corner, yes you as well Rich. There’s no need for you to stay back, a draws no good get up NOW!
Joe in now. Cleared, well that’s it. No wait back in by Janik. Stuey makes contact, over every ones head. Fa Que heads down. Yes, yes, come on this could be it. Rich slides in. oh its crossed the line its in! YES . . . no wait. Yes it’s in we’re going through.
Back to the League after: 5 years out, finical crisis, being written off by every self-respecting critic and changing strips. Always an up setter that one ask Manchester United about it! , Finical crisis, being written off by every self respecting critic and changing strips. Always an up setter that one ask Manchester United about it!
Yes, its Home for us, its Division 3 for us. We’re coming home, we’re coming home.
