Why Chavs Should Be Banned

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WHY CHAVS SHOULD BE BANNED

Chav. Pikey. British hillbilly. We’ve heard them all before, and we see them on the streets all the time. We all hate them and I’m here to explain why they should all be banned… and preferably incarcerated.

The first thing we notice when seeing a chav are their trousers – or should I say their underwear, because their trousers usually hang down in the ankle vicinity. If I was paying £9.99 to a website to provide me with images like this, then maybe I would be fine with it – but I’m not, and chavs wearing their trousers so low is nothing but indecent. And it’s a mystery to any sane human why they’re always wearing jogging bottoms and arsenal tops; perhaps it’s some kind of clan requirement?

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In relation to that, what is it with chavs and their hoodies? It’s like they know they’re ugly and are trying to compensate for it. They would lose in a fashion contest against Mr Bean! I suppose it adds to their gangster factor though, and also assists in making them look hard. I mean, come on, if we saw their adolescence face walking down an alley, we wouldn’t exactly be scared would we?

 

Thirdly, they’re always playing really loud, really rubbish music either on their phones or in their pimpmobiles. On buses, in the street, in shops, wherever ...

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