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Would you believe it the queen of the jungle and celebrity mum of the year 2005, Kerry Katonas saying she thought you have to be rich, posh and clever to shop at Iceland.

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Iceland 'Rich, posh and clever' Would you believe it the queen of the jungle and celebrity mum of the year 2005, Kerry Katona's saying she thought you have to be rich, posh and clever to shop at Iceland. Well, if it was true she's got the rich part but let's agree not the posh and clever. There she goes again saying she thinks you have to be rich to shop at Iceland to try and appeal to the lower class society, and I don't think she realises but she's standing in a �40,000 kitchen in a dress that for all we know costs about �200. ...read more.

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How old are they? Five, six? Then she's got all the food boxes displayed over the work surface! What person has a party and displays where they got the food from especially if it's from Iceland surely they would be well hidden in the wheelie bin. On the table, there is so much food that there's enough for Christmas, Easter, and birthdays put together with turkey, pizza, puddings, duck spring roll and king prawns, the list goes on and on. ...read more.

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After announcing "sophistication is my middle name", she knocks over a lady's red wine. What's that all about? I know it's supposed to be funny because she said 'sophistication is my middle name' but that lady looked so prepared before hand. If they're going to get actors get good ones! In the next second, the red wine has disappeared of that ladies dress, OH so now Iceland sell magic wine that doesn't stain, that's amazing! I might buy some! So I ask one question why do 'mums go to Iceland'? ...read more.

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