Writing in style of Heat Magazine, describing a new Talent T.V show.

BUT take care… it just takes one mistake… ONE mistake and BAM, just like that, you’re out… you’re dream taken away from you, all you’re expectations flushed down the toilet ready to be carried away… away… are you ready to handle the pressure? You will have three judges who basically… well… judge you! They will take everything into account, every step you take, every move you make. At the end of every episode one contestant must fly away home back to mummy. HA, not feeling so confidant now right? Don’t worry, the judges will be fair and you’re achievements will not go unnoticed. The challenges will test you and push you to your limit but you will have to learn to cope with that, you and YOU alone. The contestants should be fiery like lions and protective like lionesses, sneaky like the cat but happy and outgoing like the dog. All very different but sturdy personalities should show and the contestants should have enough energy to keep them going through the show’s tug of war. Who knows? Maybe someday one of us will end up working for you!

Now, this Talent show has a feature that no other talent show has ever seen before… Drum roll please… dumdumdumdumdum…. Introducing the Ones, the ONLY VOLUNTEERS!! Do you like your hair? No… no one really does so we’ve decided to introduce the volunteers in the program! OMG Like WOW… okay… overexcited much? Anyway, volunteers have to be over 14 years of age and basically they get a free new and very sexy (ooohhhhh) hairstyle and get to be on T.V as well. One young lady, aged 15 said to us: “ Guys! I can’t believe you’re doing this, my hair is just untamable… I brush it and it just springs back like a jack-in-a-box, urghhhhhh!! Thanks sooo much for giving me a chance to maybe drive it back to submission!” And to whoever you are, we are very welcome to give ANYBODY a chance! So there you have it, 12 candidates and at least 77 volunteers.

So now, so far we have 12 candidates, 77 volunteers and… 3 Judges! We have already spoken to the judges and are now ready to introduce them! First up is Charles Worthington a young man willing to help us run this complex T.V show and take some work off our hands!! Thank god for Charlie! Now this youthful man has done quite a few things in his life, including the hairstyle of our friend Penelope Cruz… what? Did you just hear that? No way…. PENELOPE CRUZ!!! Just breathe… it’s okay, you’re not hyperventilating!! So wow, quite an achievement, quite… now our next judge is called Lee Stafford. He is quite a shy and self-conscious character who would not like to reveal much of his personal life to our fellow readers in Heat. So… moving on…. the main star judge of Britain’s Best cut is…. Denise McAdam! Now Denny was the first female celebrity hairdresser! We are overwhelmingly honored to have her accept our very humble invitation to join our show. So Den McAd did quite a few hairstyles in her life, those including popstar Kylie Minogue and boyband JLS (HOTTTTT)!!! Deni has said something that I think will inspire us all to care about our hair: “ What good is a genius to a woman who can’t control her hair?” Ahhhh… just so encouraging! Apart from giving us these motivating words, Densieee has given us something else… and you will never guess what!! Ahaha just joking, Denise McAdams has offered to the winning contestant a chance to work with her/him and create your own joint classy hairdresser studio! And on that BOMBSHELL don’t forget to check our website for more info on this firework!!!! Byeeee guysss!!