Big Brother!Day 1 - Tom admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Kayleigh. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Stef is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although David later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Eggo creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Alison hits him with a Spatula.3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Eiffel Tower out of Cold Pot Noodles. After much persuasion by Eggo, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.4 - Training for the Eiffel Tower task is well under way. However havoc ensues when David, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Cold Pot Noodles. Alison is furious.5 - Today is the day when the Eiffel Tower task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when David farts and blows Eiffel Tower over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Kayleigh cries.6 - Eggo gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Kayleigh admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a Spatula. Tom
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