If I ruled the world...

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If I Ruled The World...

If I ruled the world I would definitely get rid of MEN! They are incredibly useless, insensitive and bizarre. Men are the worst human beings in the world! If we got rid of them then life would be so much easier, we wouldn't have any old bag as our Prime Minister. We would have Margaret Thatchers making speeches. Don't you want women to rule the world?

We should get rid of men because they can't do anything that women do. They can't wash up dishes, do the laundry and give birth to babies! All they do is come home late and say "oooohhhhh... I'm so tired; there was so much work in the office today." When really we all know that they go down to the pub and gulp down pints of lager.

If I asked a question about men like... what do they do on their Sunday afternoon at home? What would the answer be? 99.9% of women would say, relaxing on the sofa, popping their feet up of the table on the new coffee table and watching footie with mates from work. While women are working their backsides of