We should get rid of men because they can’t do anything that women do. They can’t wash up dishes, do the laundry and give birth to babies! All they do is come home late and say “oooohhhhh… I’m so tired; there was so much work in the office today.” When really we all know that they go down to the pub and gulp down pints of lager.
If I asked a question about men like… what do they do on their Sunday afternoon at home? What would the answer be? 99.9% of women would say, relaxing on the sofa, popping their feet up of the table on the new coffee table and watching footie with mates from work. While women are working their backsides of for their darling husbands, the men are just sitting there and giving you heart attacks when the team on television score a goal.
Well I agree that there are good parts to a man, like doing DIY in the bathroom, mowing the grass in the garden and getting to work on time. Hhhmmm… that’s it really, nothing else. I’m not saying that every man can do the written things above, but an above average man can! I almost forgot to mention that some men can multi task. They can binge, smash and snooze. Binge drinking is something a man has to do, to keep up an image in front of ladies. They can shatter valuable items by walking around the house like an elephant. Lastly, snooze….Zzzzzzzz; really they can sleep for hours and hours. If they could, they would wake up at around 2.00 pm when half the day is gone and just laze around the house.
So, in conclusion I think the men should be banished once and for all. They’re so irritating and are like tubs of lard. They adjust themselves in one place and stay there for the rest of the day. They need to learn from women. Some people say, ‘women are much weaker than men’. It’s a bowl full of rubbish. I think men should accept the fact that women are better than them! That’s it!
