A Modest Proposal for the terminating of life of anyone who reaches the age of eighty.

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Darren Burn (C)                28/04/2007

A Modest Proposal

FOR TERMINATING THE LIFE OF ANYONE WHO REACHES THE AGE OF EIGHTY

It is distressing, to say the least, when we visit a relative in hospital and are forced to walk through wards which are destined for nothing but death. You look from left to right and all you see are elderly people on their last legs ready for the next world.

It is hard not to then call to mind the hundreds of ill children and teenagers who have many years ahead of them, yet are stuck on lengthy waiting lists for beds which are not available. Had the aged people been removed from the world at the age of eighty, not only would they have fulfilled most of their “useful” life, but their beds would be free for the more needy.

 The majority of people have done everything they want in their lifetime and many would be quite willing to pass away peacefully and with dignity. For the relatives, it would make things a lot easier. They would be able to pre-determine a date of death (probably the subject’s 80th birthday) and would be able to make all the necessary arrangements well in advance. It would also make it possible for someone to live their last weeks in luxury, doing everything they have always wanted and living like royalty.

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It would be possible for the family and friends to spend quality time with their loved one in the lead up to their death and to say goodbye properly rather than for the death to come as an absolute shock. This would, in turn, lead to less grieving and the whole process would be a lot less painful if the death is predetermined.

Of course, there would be no exceptions and anyone who tried to pervert the course of justice, would be dealt with in an inhumane way. It would be made law that people must die within five days ...

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