Your Majesty, I request an elimination of Francisco Pizarro from this sacred and holy mission.

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Your Majesty,

               I, Miguel Estete, your humble servant, am writing this letter to report on the various issues that have arisen since we left our well-governed country. I am to report on Francisco Pizarro, our inept and ineffectual leader, the vicious inhabitants that we have encountered, and the progress of our expedition.

Your Highness may find this advice to be quite astounding, but I request an elimination of Francisco Pizarro from this sacred and holy mission. My reasons being his foolhardy ideas and disrespectful attitude towards your Excellency. Evidently, his unacceptable manner disgraces not only your name. He has absolutely no respect for respected figures, and has proved this so by, as I was enquiring about his fragile state as way of a passing comment, he foolishly stated that your highness is wicked, his exact words being “If it’s wickedness I’m sure the crown can guess it as soon as the Army”. Indeed, you must not let such a sly, deceiving man take charge of such an honourable mission. Why, he even considers himself above representatives of the king and that he need not wait for them when it comes to important ceremonial procedures, for example, when our weapons were being blessed. May I also add, your majesty, that Francisco Pizarro may be slightly too old to take charge of such a royal escapade for he is indeed over 60 years in age. He is frequently ill and complains of pains in his side often, which, I may add, was where he was stabbed years ago. His wound may still ache but it will also cripple him further in battle against those who deny our faith. He is not fit to lead such a mission, and his arrogance irks us all, for it will be his downfall if he doesn’t watch out. I once asked about his health, yet he retorted with such fury as a true soldier should not. The fact that he is unable to bear past wounds further stresses the fact that he is and always will be unfit to lead our gallant troops. Pizarro’s incompetence never ceases to dampen our troupe’s spirits, once when he threatened our troops, which in a way I suppose is his crude way of spurring our troops onwards, and was evident when the army were preparing to confront the Incas. He encouraged them onwards by stating that in each path lies death, so death may as well be honourable. In his perspective, death is evident, though I must say that those words did nothing to encourage our troops, and merely dampened their spirits.

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        We have travelled far, and landed in a strange yet intriguing country. There will be plenty of work for us to do as every living being residing here is heathen. We will soon correct their beliefs and proceed to conquer the land in your name. There are plenty of things to say about these heathens which shocked us at first through their different, devilish ways. For one thing, they refer to the sun as their supreme and omnipotent god! By worshipping such an object shames our beloved Christ and we will put a stop to these blasphemous acts at once. ...

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