Original Writing Course-work - A concise history of the world, when considered in comparison with say, a good star trek episode seems pretty mundane.

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A concise history of the world, when considered in comparison with say, a good star trek episode seems pretty mundane. This is merely an opinion obviously, possibly due to the fact that a statement of such magnitude could only possibly take the form of an opinion. Should it be published in say the Times then I feel a reasonable level of certainty that the scientific community, alongside the religious, would commit multiple homicides perhaps complemented in places, by the odd suicide, just to add colour of course. But let’s look closely, firstly the scientific argument:

O.K so the universe was formed by a “big bang”, this “big bang” happened because all forms of matter accumulated in one place and blew up! I hear cries of confusion from the intellectual ranks of modern society, where did the matter come from? Well the scientists, philosophers, storytellers don’t rightly know and so the idea of the big bang loses its backing, its base, its foundation. Why? Well because its bollocks without proven substance at its incipience, like star trek.

And now at the outset of religious plerophory, even less backbone is apparent than the substantially insufficient “big bang”, yet it is believed by so many. “God made it…… In six days……. And then he had a rest”. I fully concede to all Christians that the Bible is somewhat more detailed in its description of the event, but no more forthcoming with proof, than a collection of recently decapitated pheasants, in a bag. In fact it appears quite obvious, that the innonomate author, is making it up as he goes along. Either this or the archaic format with which genesis is written, holds little parallelism to that of modern day literary techniques and so appears simple and repetitive. “In the beginning god created the earth, AND the earth was without light AND god called the light AND God said let there be firmament AND” so it continues. Convinced? I feel a star trek episode lingering around the same level of believability, it has moments of inspired acting don’t you know’.

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Much of time is then ignored by the bible, and is considered to be pre-historic by learned institutions. All knowledge of this pre human era stems from scientific discovery. The dinosaurs, we are told, are the next points of note, following on from primitive forms of life, emanating from alluvium, a porridge like womb, of which a similar strain can only be re-kindled now, north of the border, or in agricultural based cookery. These dinosaurs took many shapes and sizes, and in some cases, are reputedly the ancestry of modern day birds and bi-quadro-peds. For example, giraffes, are relatives ...

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