Paul: That’s good. Well then Jugdeesh as you know this is Room 101, so have you thought what three items you want to banish forever.
Jugdeesh: It was hard considering I had 3 pages full of things that really drive me mad, but I finally chopped them down.
Paul glimpses at his at his clip board and takes a model of a mobile from a cupboard positioned behind him and places it on the box labelled Room 101 beside him.
Paul: So then Jugdeesh your first item. Mobile phones. Why mobile phone?
Jugdeesh: No Paul, not mobile phones in general. I’m talking about mobile phones in cinemas. Especially those which are not turned off.
Paul: Tell us what you mean.
Jugdeesh: Well just the other day I went to see that new film, “X Men 2.” Well I got my ticket and my popcorn and went in to take my seat. I sat down the cinema went quiet and the film started. Half way through the film comes the best part, the part which everyone has been telling you about. Anyway one of the get hypnotised and tell is just about to tell the bad man the password for total world destruction. Just as he says it the guy in the seat directly behind you’s phone goes off and you miss what he says.
Paul: Oh god. What did you do?
Jugdeesh: I actually felt like getting up and thumping the guy in the face. I didn’t believe it. That wasn’t the only time as well. The idiot didn’t turn his phone off.
Paul: What even after that?
Jugdeesh: Yeah, he just left it on and it kept on ringing. I paid five pounds to hear a phone ringing. If I wanted that I would have gone to the T-Mobile shop around the corner
Paul: And that would have been free
Jugdeesh: Exactly. I couldn’t believe.
Paul: Well I think there are many people out there that agree with you. I certainly do. So there you have it mobile phones in cinemas should go in Room 101.
Paul pulls the leaver attached to the box and sound affect of a mobile phone ringing play and audience applause and laugh. Paul opens the cupboard behind him to reveal three models.
Paul: So then to your second item or shall I say items. What are these?
Jugdeesh: Well Paul its London Transport Limited
Paul: Ok I understand let’s put it in. (Jugdeesh and audience start laughing) But you live in America.
Jugdeesh: Yes that’s right, but when I used to live here in London the public transport used to be terrible, on some days I remember I used to wait about an hour to catch a bus. I could have walked home in that time. It not only the buses but it’s also the underground and the trains. What is the worth of having a timetable if no one is going to follow it? Do you know what I mean?
Paul: Yeah I understand, but if you get rid of London Transport what will happen to the people who travel on the buses and those who use the tubes and trains.
Jugdeesh: Well they should get cars. They are more realiable.
Paul: Yeah but what about those who can’t afford to buy a car.
Jugdeesh: I see.
Paul: Because of that reason I can’t put London Transport into Room 101.
Jugdeesh: Well what about the owner of London Transport, Can I put him in instead.
Audience and Paul laugh
Paul: So then Jugdeesh we have come to your last item. So what is it?
Jugdeesh takes a stuffed teddy in the shape of a cat out of the cupboard placed directly behind him. He places it on the box facing the audience
Paul: Cats. Why do you want to get rid of cats forever?
Jugdeesh: Well cats are no good for anything. In the mornings you feed them and then they go out and come back for food again. What use is a pet like that? I can understand why people would want to keep dog, for protection. But cats what good are they, all they do is cost you money.
Paul: I have to say I hate cats as well. And for all you cat owners I’m sorry but cats are defiantly going into Room 101.
Audience applause, Paul pulls the leaver and the teddy, shaped as a cat drops into the box.
Paul: Well that is it for today’s show, thank you to our guest Jugdeesh Singh and thank you for tuning in, join us for next week’s show were our guest will be David Beckham
Audience applause the shows music starts to play. Paul and Jugdeesh shake hands, their talking is drowned by audience’s applause. Lights slowly fade out and the show ends.