On the other hand, I can't really call her a conquest. She's more than that. If she weren't, then I wouldn't have climbed all the way up here. Fuck me! I've got to stop drifting like this.
I'm kissing her soft skin and all the worries of the Capulets go. She smells so good. It feels like we're the only two people in the world. But I've got to get down to business.
As my left hand goes onto her very tempting breast, I can hear start to groan. Ooh, the magic is starting to work! What! She just pushed it away. This can't be. Then again I don't mind. I'll try again. That's it, this time she won't resist. Keep going Romeo that's it. SHE'S DONE IT AGAIN! I can't be losing the touch.
Maybe if I were to take her some place more secretive then maybe she'd let me. I mean look at us. The whole town can see us. Yeah, that's it. I'll take her to a nice place away from the town. Away from city pressures. Away from this whole war. If this stupid war weren't going on then maybe I'd be getting in there right now.
If we were on our own we could do whatever we wanted. In a place of our own no one would really care. We could get married, have kids, and live happily ever after. OH MY GOD! I didn't just say that. I didn't say marriage and kids. Thank God I'm speaking to myself, or it would be out. 'Romeo wants to be tied down.' I don't think I could deal with that. Imagine if the lads heard that.
'I love you Romeo.' I know. It just came out her mouth. I was shell-shocked. It's not like it was the first time someone had said that, but this time it meant something to me. I felt my heart skip a beat and I just stared at her. Her hair. Her eyes. For peeps sake those tits just keep on looking and talking to me. 'Take me Romeo. I know you want to.' Well this time it's special and I'm not gonna rush her. Just as I was about to tell her that I loved her too, a fat servant lady came in. I have to go, quick. Crap. I'm losing my grip on the balcony. Owww. Shit! That hurt. My head's spinning. Not spinning with the fact that I've just fallen from about 30 feet. No. With Love. I wanna throw up.
As you've read, this monologue was of Romeo out of 'Romeo and Juliet'. This is a play by famous writer William Shakespeare. In it there are two feuding families in the city of Verona. Romeo and Juliet belong to one of these families. They love each other even though their families are at war. In the end, the only way they think their love can prosper is to meet each other in death.
The painting I was given is of Romeo on a barrister balcony kissing Juliet on the neck. The background is the city of Verona. Romeo's left hand is stretching away from Juliet in a romantic pose. Also, a rope is attached to the balcony, suggesting that Romeo used it to climb up.
The character of Romeo in my monologue is inverted to the Romeo in 'Romeo and Juliet. The Romeo in Romeo and Juliet is in love with Juliet and he believes her to be the one for life. In my monologue he is a 'playa'. By this I mean that he goes from one girl to another. In a way, he sleeps around. I feel this adds to the satire tone of the monologue. What also adds to it is the way that his emotions swing. They swing from being the 'lad' that he is, to wanting to settle down to Juliet and having feeling of love.
There are quite a few swear words. I have used fuck, shit and crap. There is also the use of damn. I used this to add to the theme of the monologue.
I have used short sentences quite a lot. This was to add to the pace of the monologue. It also makes the thoughts of the character more realistic, as they come out as they are thought.
From using these techniques, I feel I have created a funny, satirical monologue that would be enjoyed by a competent reader.
