Victoria Beckham's Diary.

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Victoria Beckham’s Diary.

When I woke up this morning to hear my little baby Romeo crying it made me think bout when I was like little and I weren’t famous. Life was well hard and there was no1 there for me! What kept me going was my dance. I used to luv 2 dance and I still do cos I can like express myself and show how meaningful I can be, through my movement. During my dance lessons and @ clubs we were told that we had to loose wait. I suppose that it where my next major problem in my life started.

Anorexia the thing that would change me forever. It made me into a stick and nearly killed me. But like, I realised that my family were still here to help me and teach me. They wanted me to live and so did my friends! Me dying would have probably caused a mass suicide so in the end living was better! ALSO if I’d have died then, then I’d have never met David, the luv of my life, my husband. Through him I had Brooklyn and my gorgeous new baby Romeo.

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David has been a tower of strength for me to lean on! Through all my problems he’s been at my side teaching me what he knows! Showing me more intellectual ways of thinking cos he is like well clever. I don’t understand why people put him down and say he’s stupid because he ain’t! He’s lovely and bright and SOOOOO good at football.

Before David I had my four closest friends: Mel B (scary spice), Mel C (Sporty spice), Emma (baby spice) and Geri (ginger spice). We were in our little house together learning to sing and dance all these ...

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