Most people feared me for the beautiful works of art that I had created out of distorted human beings. Humans were filthy, despicable rats that spend their entire lives surreptitiously scheming to steal all prosperity away from the Master; they were the worst of all creations. I used to interact and live with humans in my ignorance, but thanks to the Master who placed knowledge in my heart, I had changed.
I was once an elegant lady who curiously wandered into the village of Blair in an attempt to find my lost sisters. My innocence was misconceived by those naïve humans who banished me from the village and tied me to a tree to suffer from the elements. I fought with the very last drop of might within my soul as I succumbed to death, yet it was ripped from my heart. Oh, the excruciating agony was so immense that it was enough to drown the entire world! Gradually, I watched my soul disappear into thin air; gone forever. The moment before Death claimed my hollow bones, the Master of Dark swiftly rode towards me on his noble steed and a wave of awe overwhelmed me.
He touched my forehead and said with utmost grace “Join my kingdom of eternity, my child, and Satan shall grant you abounding powers to conquer all forever and ever and ever!”
I felt completely entranced and I could only say “I do! I do! Hail Master! Hail Master!”
In the blink of an eye, the Master vanished from sight. Nothing seemed to have changed but as I reached behind my back, two sharp edges protruded from my shoulder blades that flapped powerfully in the breeze. Before I realized the natural movement of my shoulder blades, I found myself soaring through the sky; experiencing a unique sensation. A few days later, the Master invited me to his kingdom, the Land of the Dark. There, I learned the truth about humans that had always been concealed from me and I was delegated the prestigious work of purifying humans.
Josh was different from anybody I had ever encountered. He was special just like me, except that he did not discover his powers in time before I lost my patience.
A figure drove the knife into the middle of his heart, and cried “May our hearts join together forever and ever and ever!” The figure turned her head; it was me.
I awoke, gasping for breath. Everything was still alright. I went to the chained Josh and I asked him again “My dearest love, my heart’s desire, my Josh, come with me to the Land of the Dark, where our hearts shall join together forever and ever and ever.”
Once again, he adamantly defied me. Oh, the fire of rage burned so fiercely within me that it cracked my heart! I had enough! I started purifying him by punishing his toes. The next time he refused my offer, I punished his tongue, his fingers, his ears, his nose, etc., until there was nothing much left of him except his head, neck and torso. I did Josh a final favour by beautifully wrapping his dislocated body parts in between some twigs and sent them as farewell presents to his two young friends.
I asked Josh the same question again. Since it was still a negative reply, I decided to shorten both of our sufferings. I drove the knife straight into the middle of his heart as I drove another knife straight into my own heart. I pulled both hearts out and cried aloud “May our hearts join together forever and ever and ever!”