This time it’s not only me who is gonna get angry…
Surprise!!!(Not)
I hear the door bang shut and laughing bouncing off the walls. “Sparkle! I’ve got a surprise for you, to make up for today……. Sparkle?”
I sit there gritting my teeth in the dark from the living room while the kitchen light is on. I then turn on the lamp, look at the clock and stand up furiously saying “Have you seen the time? It is 5:15am; I should be sleeping and you should be in the kitchen? How many times have I forgiven you? I’m sick and tired for waiting for endless days and nights, with your slutty tops and not even a skirt or anything else below!! You are soo grounded! In fact, I’m going to put bricks in your window, so you can never EVER sneak out!”
Without stupid of me noticing, I see a figure come out of the shadow, and no it wasn’t Maria the old nosey landlady……. It was a man!!
Children don’t mix with Men!
“Spark baby, this is Jack my boyfriend,” She whimpers.
“You’re what?! How long have you been going out for?” I ask very parental.
“About two years… I guess,” She quietly says.
“Two years! I can’t believe it! You’ve actually kept a man for two years! So how long have you lied to me? Oh yeah… TWO BLIMMING YEARS!!”
“Wait; there is one more thing I need to tell you…”
“Wait… lemme guess, you’re not my mother?” I snort sarcastically.
“Whatever you do, I still love you, and I’m engaged!”
“What??” I was furious now, my teeth were raring to go and bite every single bit of her body.
“I’m getting married in the morning!” she sings wearily.
“Oh no you’re definitely not!” I sing back.
“Excuse me, but I’m your mother…” She starts.
I finish with “yeah, you better start acting like one, because you haven’t over the past few years, and now I know why!”
“Wanna go MaCidies?”
“Don’t even think about it!”
“Well, good night ladies!” Jack creeps out.
Mum and I say “Oh no you’re not going ANYWHERE!”
I run up the stairs and slam the door. Finally, away from the outside world.
The shocking scary surprise
I look at myself in the mirror and think ‘how did I get myself into this mess?’
Well it wasn’t up to me, it was up to her and… who’s my dad anyway? I’ll ask her in the morning. How do I look like her? I have bright auburn hair but a frizzy fringe that reaches my knees! She has straight blonde hair. I have small dark green mirror eyes, and she has huge brown eyes! I have a thin short nose, and a lippy long stocking mouth. She has a fat nose and fat lip. The difference is that we soo don’t look alike. When we’re walking down Mairfay market, Mr Jackburn says ‘does your mate wanna apple pie as well?’
I laugh
