The Worst Weekend.

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The Worst Weekend

(In the lounge) My brother came around last weekend, he said he was just popping in for a cup of tea, but I said he could stay, so he ended up staying the whole weekend.  He wasn’t acting normal, he seemed anxious and nervous.  I asked him if anything was bothering him, he didn’t reply.  I asked my wife Margaret if she thought there was something different about him, she agreed that there was definitely something strange about him.  I had to find out what was wrong with him.  

(Sunday morning) The PIGS were sniffing around the area.  I was about to ask him what was wrong.  When we had a knock on the door, it was the PIGS.  There was an old and quite bossy PIG and there was a young PIG.  The young one went upstairs to take a look around and the old one stayed downstairs asking me loads of questions.  He asked me, have you seen your brother lately?  By that time I knew there was something really wrong.  I tried to ask my brother about it, but I couldn’t because a couple of hours before the PIGS turned up, he went out and I haven’t seen him since.

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On the Tuesday, two days after he’d left, the PIGS came back and they had a warrant to search the premises.  There wasn’t much point, because they didn’t find anything in the house.  But there was something in the garden, it must have been important because as soon as they found it they were off trying to track him down.  I went outside after they had gone to see what they found, but they had cleaned up after themselves.  I then got arrested for withholding information about my brothers where about.  They soon found out that I didn’t actually ...

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