The Worst Weekend
(In the lounge) My brother came around last weekend, he said he was just popping in for a cup of tea, but I said he could stay, so he ended up staying the whole weekend. He wasn’t acting normal, he seemed anxious and nervous. I asked him if anything was bothering him, he didn’t reply. I asked my wife Margaret if she thought there was something different about him, she agreed that there was definitely something strange about him. I had to find out what was wrong with him.
(Sunday morning) The PIGS were sniffing around the area. I was about to ask him what was wrong. When we had a knock on the door, it was the PIGS. There was an old and quite bossy PIG and there was a young PIG. The young one went upstairs to take a look around and the old one stayed downstairs asking me loads of questions. He asked me, have you seen your brother lately? By that time I knew there was something really wrong. I tried to ask my brother about it, but I couldn’t because a couple of hours before the PIGS turned up, he went out and I haven’t seen him since.