I don't get it, why is it when you become a teenager everything gets so complicated and baffling? I mean, why are we supposed to know how to wear make up, get on diets, wear tight clothing, control our “calorie intake” and the list goes on and on and on. Is there some unwritten law that when you become a teenager you move into the realm of insanity? Well it’s as if I’m on one crazy roller coaster ride that’s taking forever to end.
Think about it... You’re supposed to “party” in order to be cool, listen to songs with lyrics filled with one word repeated over and over again like the “baby baby baby” song and what’s with Kesha, no one wakes up in the morning and feel like p’ diddy and you definitely don’t brush your teeth with some jack daniels. Hold on, jack daniel’s is a person right? Huh? (break) Hang on let me google it. Oh jack daniel’s is brand of some hard liquor. How can you feel like a g6? Ugh and things don’t stop there, I'm supposed to wash my face BEFORE I exercise to prevent build-up. No, I'm supposed to wash my face AFTER I exercise to prevent break-outs. I'm NOT SUPPOSED to eat chocolate because it causes pimples. Wait, I'm SUPPOSED to eat chocolate before I take a test, because it's great, "brain food." Scratch that, I guess dark chocolate is an exception. Then again, I'm SUPPOSED to have lots of foods hat are rich in iron to help my circulation. Hold on, now, I'm NOT SUPPOSED to have a lot of iron because it prevents my body from absorbing calcium properly.
