Is Santa Real

he would have to make a time capsule in order to give each good Christian child a gift. Santa would have 31 hours of Christmas to work with if he goes from east to west because of the various time zones and the rotation of the earth. Analytically, he would have to visit about 823 houses in a second assuming that he would have to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presents, eat the milk and cookies, and get back on the sleigh. Assuming that there are 91.8 million stops (supposing that each household has 3 kids), Santa Claus would have to run .78 miles per household, which is calculated to a total trip of 75 and a half million miles, not counting the fact that he would have to go do what every human would have to do every couple of hours. That means that Santa's sleigh would have to move 650 miles per second. Hey if Superman can fly around at the speed of light, and both Santa Claus and Superman are S-lettered superheroes, why can’t Santa Claus have super powers? Next, Santa would have to give up his jovial, innocuous ego and mutate normal reindeer into strong, flying animals that would somehow carry 321,300 tons of presents (assuming that each child gets 2 pounds worth of presents). Since the average normal reindeer can carry no more than 300 pounds, these 13 reindeer would have to be as strong as 214,200 reindeer combined. Hey if Frankenstein can create life through artificial means and both Frankenstein and Santa are both symbolical holiday figures, why can’t Santa be a great scientist too? Finally, the 321,300 tons of presents not including the weight of the reindeer and Santa would be traveling at 650 miles per second which creates huge air resistance. This resistance would heat the reindeer up in the same method a rocket flies into space. That means that each of the front reindeer would have to resist 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second. This means that if the reindeer somehow survived the extreme exposed heat and did not get vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, Santa will have to be subjected to a force of 17, 500.06 times greater than gravity, which in calculation will be 4,315,015 pounds of force on his presumably anorexic body.  Hey if God created the Earth and he and Santa both are Christian, why can’t Santa be God?