Of note, this was written by two different people, and was intended to be an oral presentation.  The assignment was to prove something does not exist, we chose a member of our class.

The Illusion of Anne-Katherine

Chad:

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. We are here today to expose one of the greatest shames of Port Moody Secondary's history. This shame has existed in the upper echelons of our society for two years, and we believe that the truth must be told to all held in spell.

For the purposes of this presentation, I will state that illusions are, by definition, not real, and therefore cannot be endowed with human traits. Included in these traits is the usage of the pronoun he or she. ‘
It' would be more appropriate.

It, cannot exist.

It, is supposedly Francophone.  Also, in order to be real, It would have to exist in school.  And above all, It must have been born in order to exist.  It, fulfills none of these things.

A witness testimony, though due to immense shame, the witness wishes to remain anonymous, provides proof of a lack of It’s French speaking ability.  “Though her words strongly resemble French, they are muttered, and spoken with great speed.  They are completely unintelligible, and the phrases that are French are of low level, similar to that of the capability of an F.S.L. student.”  

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Another witness testimony, though anonymity here is due to the danger of a damaged reputation, proves It’s lack of existence even within this school.  The person quoted is It’s alleged counselor.  “Anne-Katherine? No, I’m sorry, I’m not aware of anyone by that name.”  Who, in the administration would know It better than It’s counselor?   The answer, ladies and gentlemen, is no one.

Even with today’s scientific procedures, the vast majority of people are born, and most in North America have recognizable birth places.  It, does not.  More appropriately, It, has one that would seem to exist.  It is allegedly ...

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