Andrew Woolley - Autobiography.

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Andrew Woolley                                                                15 October 2001

Autobiography.

        It was a frosty white evening on January twelfth, a day when a blanket of snow three feet deep covered my newly discovered Stoke-on-Trent; I was in the maternity unit in North Staffordshire Hospital, a few hours old weighing a mere seven pounds five ounces pompous nurse kept my parents at hospital claiming,

        "You can't take him out in this snow, anyway if you're not out by two o'clock you will have to stay because it's still snowing!" However my parents persevered and to the nurse's dismay I was taken to my home in Blurton where I have spent my last fourteen years.

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        After a minuscule five weeks at home I was rushed into hospital after I was perpetually being sick after eating anything; my Mum knew that I had pyloricstenosis as she had suffered it herself so any of her sons would inherit it from her. After constantly bugging the doctor who (to my Mum's dismay) dismissed her instantaneously, she took me back to the hospital where they performed the ramsteadts operation to rid me of this ailment.

        My earliest memory was when I was two, I would aimlessly amble around at playschool crying because of how much I loathed and detested ...

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