Fictional Obituary: Romeo and Juliet

        Paris Escalus

        Paris Escalus sadly died on 21st October 1602. He died at the age of twenty years and one-hundred days. He was born in Prince Escalus’s royal family with a silver spoon in his mouth. He had all the luxuries one could possibly imagine. Even though he was from such a noble family he was very modest and down to earth. He studied very hard in school and did not live of his surname. Paris was brutally murdered by Romeo Montague at the Capulet cemetery. Paris was probably one of the most accomplished gentlemen of Verona. He was the youngest person to have their photography on the “Verona Times” magazine. In a city wide survey he had the highest IQ. He was you can say: ingenious. His intellect will definitely be missed. He is survived by his parents and his younger sister. Paris Escalus will be sorely missed and will be remembered forever. Au revoir!

        Juliet Capulet

        Juliet Capulet died on 31st October 1602. She was born in the Bumbum Hospital of Verona on the 20th September 1589. She sadly died from an unknown illness at the tender age of thirteen. How can God be so cruel? How can he kill out poor Juliet at such a young and tender age? Nevertheless, while Juliet was alive she led a happy life. She lived like a true lady and always seemed to have a positive outlook on life. Even though Juliet had a very short life she still had quite a lot of accomplishments. She won the award for the most thoughtful person of Verona. She also won the award for being the most beautiful and good looking youngster of Verona. Although his sadness caused a lot of grievance, it had a positive outcome also. Like Romeo her death caused a lot of misery but also signaled the end of the unfriendliness between the Montagues and Capulets. She is survived by her father and mother. May she rest in peace.

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