Script for an update of Snow White

by poonpoti (student)

Snow White Script

Characters

Scene 1

MAYOR steps up; SECRETARY is behind her

MAYOR: “[Improvised] Once upon a time. That is how all stories begin. But this is no fairytale- though our last Mayor shall be missed, life will go on. Elect me.”

Crowd claps a bit

SECRETARY steps up

SECRETARY: “[Improvised] I know this is a delicate time. I understand that. Please vote for us…”

Crowd claps enthusiastically

SECRETARY: “Thank you so much all of you!”

More clapping

Scene 2

MAYOR storms into the room with SECRETARY. HITMAN is already waiting but MAYOR doesn’t know.

MAYOR: What the hell were you thinking?! Were you trying to steal my act? I am the mayor. That’s why my name is written all over the posters. My name, not yours. So don’t ever think of doing something like that ever again because you will ruin my campaign. And…

SECRETARY: But ma’am, your speech was not getting us anywhere and the crowd was bored. That’s why I had to do the right thing to save your campaign.

MAYOR: You be quiet when I’m speaking! Hear me clearly on this, the only reason the crowd loved you is because of their bad tastes for women like you who neither have the looks (MAYOR does beautiful poses) or the brains (More poses). So, if you still want money for 3 meals a day and a roof over your head, don’t ever think of pulling that kind of thing again. Now get ready for the next speech! Get out of here!