I was rather stunned and I promised myself NO MORE HALLOWEEN CELEBRATIONS!
HALLOWEEN STORY 2
“This guy is a real jerk, let’s do something crazy given that it’s Halloween,” I said
“Yeah” the gang all replied.
So I picked up a brick and I threw it as hard as I could aiming it at his front window, the next thing I heard was a window shattering and a scream. I then roar out aloud “suck on that you old fool”
And we all fell on the ground laugh ourselves stupid. All of a sudden his front door opened and in his hands was a shotgun. We panicked and ran all the way to my house; once we were safe we dumped our lollies on the ground and counted them. I had 6 lollipops, 3 gobstoppers, and 2 killer pythons and about 50 mars and snickers mini bars. I was rather pleased with my efforts. After that the gang and I headed off to bed as we all had an action-packed evening.
HALLOWEEN STORY 3
From the 57 Halloween celebrations I have had this was the scariest by far. I was waiting for some children arrive for trick or treating. Finally a group arrives, so I get up and I go to the door but I hadn’t realised that I had ran out of candy. That’s when the problems started, I still answered the door but when I said that I had no candy they were riotous and angry. They entered my house and knocked me out. When I woke I was tied up to my kitchen chair. The youths had taken off their costumes and were pretty ugly looking, they looked at me with disgust. “ As if you don’t have lollies at Halloween you stupid retarded women “ one of them said
“ Yeah well you can shove it up your $$$ ” I yelled back. There was an awkward silence then one of the youths returned from the kitchen, “ hey guys look what I found! “ she said in a high voice. And there she held in her hands the backup lollies from ten years ago.
“ Do not eat them, “ I warned
“ Oh and why not “ she asked
“ Because they are from ten years ago “
“ Oh yeah you just want them for yourself don’t you “
“ No they are potentially dangerous” then she opened the packet and with one swift gulp she swallowed the whole packet and within 2 minutes she was dead.
