(Interviewer1) How did you find out about the job?
(Interviewee) My girl…told me…about some ting gwaning in these ends… so I thought I should come down.
(Interviewer2) What skills do you think you can bring?
(Interviewee) I can do a lot of kick ups and a few stepovers, still.
(Interviewer1) No, no he meant what type of skills do you have that can benefit this organisation
(Interviewee) Oh, okay I spent quite some time in a Tesco store.
(Interviewer1) Ok that’s good; are you still there right now?
(Interviewee) No I am here right now
(Interviewer2) Nodding his head. Okay, How long did you spend there?
(Interviewee) I spent a few hours there, until I decided on what to buy.
(Interviewer2) In a confused manner. I’m sorry to come across as being rude but your CV as I said before is quite impressive, but personally it seems as if you do not…
(Interview 1) As if you do not know what you’re talking about sir.
(Interview1) We mean for instance, you claimed that you worked in DFS as head of security.
Interviewee Surprised, muttering under her breathe. Did I… I mean, yes that’s right.
(Interviewer2) Okay. (Pause) thank you, for coming.
(Interviewee) So did I get the job?
(Interviewers) We’ll be sure to get back to you in due time.
2nd Role-play:
Interviewers are in the office discussing how all the interviewees are bad and how they just want to get the rest over and done with so they can go home.
Interviewer 1 presses the buzzer
Interviewer1 – Jane could you send the last one in please.
There’s a knock on the door
Interviewers – come in
Interviewee – good morning
Interviewer 2 – no actually its been a bad morning lets try to make this quick.
Interviewer 1 – yes
Interviewer 2 - so why do you want this job
Interviewee – well
Interviewer 1 – look our previous interviews have been disappointing I’m sure you are no different.
Interviewers – both walk out on the interview.
