DEAR HEATHCILFF
How are you, I hope that your unwell. There is a question in my mind, do you want everyone to celebrate you absence and wish that you’d be dead soon?
For your kind information everyone includes me. I know that it is quite mean and stone-hearted to do such a thing to a human but you’re not a human and I do not have a heart to be polite. Actually if I speak the truth then I do have a heart but it’s pinched by you hence it only tells a mean thing.