oral speech on funny themeOnce upon a time there was a young boy named Tom

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Task: write a short speech to illustrate a funny theme

G.C.S.E English ( Miss Jones)

Rosalyn Khan

Once upon a time there was a young boy named Tom.  Tom was twelve years old and lived in Fydale, texas .  While walking home from school one day, a green rabbit jumped out from behind a sofa and tackled Tom to the ground.  But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Tom realized that the green rabbit was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off.  

At that moment, Tom decided to keep the green rabbit as a pet.  And on the way home he decided to name his pet green rabbit ''Micheal.''  When Tom and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch?  That's right, it was Tom's mother, Susan.  And boy was she surprised to see a green rabbit following Tom into the yard!  ''What in world is that?'' shouted Susan.  ''It's a green rabbit,'' answered Tom.  ''Dah, I can see that, Tom, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Susan.  ''It's my new pet!'' answered Tom.  ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Susan.  ''I wouldn't get your hopes up.

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You know how your father hates green rabbits.  But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.''  And with that Tom grabbed Micheal by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to disapprove.  Once in the house, Tom and Micheal played and played, that is until Tom's favorite television show, ''the simpsons ,'' started.

 At that point Tom forgot all about Micheal having an unsupervised run of the house.  That is until half way through ''the simpsons ,'' when ...

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