Room 101-Coursework AssignmentEdmund Rees-Thomas Room 101 is an imaginary room invented by George Orwell and was originally envisioned as a kind of torture
Room 101-Coursework Assignment
Edmund Rees-Thomas
Room 101 is an imaginary room invented by George Orwell and was originally envisioned as a kind of torture chamber which contains your worst fears which are used as the instrument of your pain; it has now become a sort of warehouse into which your pet hates can be exiled. This has been due to the recent television program where celebrities are given the chance to banish their pet hates from the world.
It took quite some time and desperate self deliberation for me to finalise my choice of five to banish. These final five items are things which have recently, as well as consistently, irritated me in my life time up to the point that I feel I could single handedly go on a crusade against these tiresome items. So, without further ado, it gives me great pleasure to announce my candidates for exile as; metal beds, the way the elderly think about youth, young children’s annoying behaviour, computers when they crash and cheap cola.
My first choice is metal beds, which I have to endure on a fortnightly basis. To be honest, I would rather endure sleeping on a bed of nails on a fortnightly basis because I believe it would be much more comfortable. This hate is added to by the constant racket caused by the inescapable but futile attempt to get into a bearable position. The design is also some thing that infuriates me, it seems like designers have taken old prison beds and tweaked them an insignificant amount but just significant enough to seem like an original idea. Considering this, I move on to my next point about these insufferable beds; the price. It is at an extortionate level compared to the more labour intensive wooden beds. Only designer beds seem to be more expensive, which to some people may seem reasonable but to me seems idiotic also. So I beg of you, please place metal beds into Room 101.