A life in the day of jhon.

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A life in the day of jhon

My name is jhon, I live in a house in Thornton lodge .I am 17 but change my age to suit my mood as I can go from 15 to 25 in one day; I like cool things and hate most things and people.

My average morning consist mainly of shouting, swearing and a whole lot of trying to get out of spending another day at school. Each day I use the same few words to start my day off. Well, they're more mumbles than words but they make perfect sense to me.

After the fuss and bother of getting up, washing, dressing and packing my bag for college I bound down the stairs, ignore all of my family, go out of the door and launch myself towards college. I am the sort of person that has the thought of skipping college each day to stay at home and eat ice-cream but I never do because there is a huge amount of guilt and fear of getting found out that descends upon me, so I keep on walking to college in a bound direction.

Upon my arrival at college I ignore everyone I see reason being I ignore everyone I see is because in the morning I am a very terrible person, I am extremely grumpy and talking to someone will make it worse.

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Then I walk to the college entrance and kick open the door and kick open all the other doors that impede my uneasy journey to the room  of my first lesson where I hope to hear the great news that some of my least favourite teachers haven't turned up for school due to some freak accident!

"Quiet please" declares MR Nutton, but no one seems to care that he wants us to shut-up. Again he says it, "Quiet please." Still, he gets no reaction and decides to sit there, arms folded, angry look on his face and still, he has ...

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