A Fairy Day

After all that hard work I’m usually parched, so I stop by my favourite shop and get myself (free of charge) a drink and some food. I line up my days especially according to the day, example: Monday Meatballs, Tuesday Tango, Wednesday Water, Thursday Tacos and Friday Fu Chang Foot-long. Now that I’m fully energised, I go to the gym, to cause pandemonium. First of all, I set the treadmills on full speed, so everyone goes flying. Then, I’ll throw some exercise balls and break any equipment, and finally, to top it all off, I’ll smash up the front desk.

Whilst I fly around town, I’ll make sure to steal some clothes from drying racks, and make people step on thumbtacks. I’ll make sure their ceiling has some cracks, and maybe even hit a Jack. And whilst I’ll be on the attack, I’ll try and make a duck say quack. I’ll take off some ones blue striped cap, and stop the mic on a rhythm filled rap. But then for lunch I will stop, as that is my only peaceful time for the day, where I sit back, relax, and enjoy peacefulness. Sometimes I wish I was a normal person, living a normal life, with normal people. Ha! You actually believed that? Living like a fairy and having superpowers is awesome. I don’t have anyone telling me what to do, that what’s life is all about. Freedom!

Now that I’m done with my freedom session, I think I’ll go back to causing some more malice and mayhem. It’s normally about 1pm by now, which means that all the school kids are outside in the playing fields or playgrounds. So I go on the intercom (if they have one of course) and tell them that school has been suspended for the rest of the week. The looks on their faces are priceless, except for the people who actually like staying in school. So everybody runs out into the streets, and the teachers can’t do anything to stop them!!!! The fiasco usually ends up on the news, and MPs start blaming the innocent teachers.

In the evening, as it is rush hour, I will change all of the traffic lights to red, so nobody can pass. Sometimes, if I’m feeling really evil, I’ll cut out the electricity for some parts of town. But then, as the day draws to a close, sadly I will head back to my humble abode, thinking about the day, and what I’ll do tomorrow. So as I brush my teeth, and tuck myself in my bed, everything will fade away.