Don't Get Me Started On... Spiders

Also it’s horrible when someone steps on spiders. As soon as the pressure from your foot goes onto the spider and you pick your foot back up again there’s the spider, pressed against the floor all out of life. UGH!!

Another terrible encounter with a spider was while I was washing my hands in a bathroom in a restaurant. I came across this humongous spider just crawling around on the floor. At first I didn’t really notice but after dropping my phone on the floor I saw this weird looking creature – the spider – inches away from my phone. I grabbed it quicker than you would think and headed for the door. Whilst I was trying to get pass the spider it seemed as if it kept following me. One thing that really puts me off spiders is their speed. Sometimes you don’t know which way they’ll turn because they move so rapidly, (like 100 miles per hour), that you can’t tell which way to run to get rid of them. This is definitely one experience that I will never forget!

I remember there being a time when I was sitting in a seat in a restaurant against the wall. Next thing you know is that a spider has somehow magically appeared and has climbed down the wall and landed in your hair. OH MY GOD! It’s just great! Just wonderful! Terrific! The stupid spider finds no other place but your own head of hair to land on. That’s not even half the story. The most embarrassing thing is when you start jumping up and down like a lunatic on the loose. I just hate the look random people, who you don’t even know, give to you. Nevertheless it does get the atrocious thing out of your hair – but you still have to sit there with that yucky feeling in your hair (until you wash it of course).

And, AND on top of all of that to know the fact that human beings – actual people have these things as pets is unbelievable. How could any normal human be able to live with a spider on the loose in their own house? I just will never know.