Gd- What you talking about? It only takes fifteen minutes to get home. How on earth will you be in Miami by then?
Gs- What you babbling on about? It only takes five minutes to get there!
Gd- Five minutes!
Gs- I know it’s a long flight isn't it.
Gd- A long flight! You’ve got no idea about a long flight, in my day it took ten hours to get to Miami.
Gs- Ten hours! You’re having a laugh. There is no way that it would of take ten hours. They must have been some very slow triple-decker planes.
Gd- Oh no, in my day there where no such thing as triple decker planes. We did have a super fast plane called “Concorde,” out they were really expensive to fly on.
Gs- “Concorde,” super fast! But we still have them now. They are really slow and cheap. On one of them it will take four hours to get to America, where one of the triple deckers takes between ten to twenty minutes.
Gd- At least you won’t have to stop to refuel in Canada.
He looks at his Granddad in a weird way,
Gs- Where or what is Canada?
Gd- You know Canada is the country connected to the top of America!
Gs- Oh! You must mean Bananaland.
Gd- Do what?
He gets out a map,
Gs- Look, here’s Bananaland,
He was right it was now called Bananaland,
Gd- I bet the changed all the names apart from England, Scotland and America!
Gs- What is Scotland?
Gd- What don’t they teach you any thing in schools now a days? Scotland is the country connected to the top of England, you do know where England is don’t you?
Gs- Yes I know where England is, and I only go to school one day a year to have my chip up graded. Apart from that I never go near school not alone in it.
Gd- What on earth is a chip? When I went to school...
Gs- All those millions of years ago!
Gd- Ha, ha very funny. But seriously when I went to school all the adults keep complaining that we always had holidays off school, but only going in one day a year that is just taking the mick.
Last call for his flight.
Gs- Well I have to go speak to you in a month [Exit
