Not only will smokers won’t have to brush their teeth, but they will never have to buy perfume again! Isn’t that wonderful? Their clothes, house, hands, and car all have that refreshing ash fragrance. That smell is enchanting and probably reminds people of camping or something fun!
Noon:
Not even half way through the day, and already you are on your twentieth cigarette; how fabulous! The convenience in smoking is that you only have to spend your money on cigarettes, because food is certainly unnecessary. Therefore smoking is also known as a great way to lose weight. Quitting smoking has definitely shown a gain in weight. Why would anyone want to gain weight? Everyone knows being too fat is bad for the heart!
Now, you quickly try to run to the store down stairs to buy another 20 packets of cigarettes, however heavy panting stops you from running. So you walk slowly while your mind is constantly thinking about putting that cool cigarette back in your mouth-- resembling some kind of horse with hay hanging out off his lip. Suddenly you cannot concentrate on your every day life (YES! Finally), and slowly you realize-- your money is running out! RELAX, don’t you remember the other 100 packets you bought? They will take care of you for the next two or three days, but after that you will have to go back to work.
Late Afternoon:
Unexpectedly, you have this one awkward second to breath normal oxygen without a cigarette, and you wonder, ”sure there are those people who think smoking is violating their right to clean air. Well, if they do not like it, they do not have to breathe it!” and then you quickly pull out another cigarette. Gradually you feel a horrible pain in your chest, but then you remember that it is just your lungs that probably look so black and tasty, like they just got out of a barbeque grill!!! YUM!
When you are finally back at your work (still trying to finish that last cigarette, on the 20th packet, you just got at the store) you notice the most awesome observance. People slowly start to depart around you. The people create a sort of pathway just for you to go through! The people rapidly stop doing what they were doing, and run into the closest room to clear the way for you! For almost the whole day the people in your work stay in the rooms they got in, and you don’t see anyone come close to you or even call you! Isn’t that perfect?! Why do you need people to be around you anyways?
Evening:
Finally, the time to go home! Of course, before getting in your fresh tobacco smelled car, you get a couple more cigarettes from the store wasting all the money you just earned from work. As you drive in the dark streets of the town, you can barely see. The smoke of the cigarette that spreads in the small car makes it difficult to observe a clear view of the road, but that is perfectly fine! What is the big deal of running an innocent person over? Or even killing yourself?
People that smoke while driving not only have a chance to run a person over, but also to imagine shadows of people. One time I heard a story about a guy that smoked while driving, and the smoke from his cigarette was all over his car. All of a sudden he thought that he is saying a person crossing the street right in front of him. So he pressed the brakes as hard as he could to stop the car on time. Meanwhile the cars behind him had bumped into the back of his car. However, the person crossing the street was just his eyes tricking him! The smoke around his eyes bothered his clear view and therefore tricked his eyes.
Don’t worry though, this eye trickery would never happen to you?
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