the white house- aletter to GW Bush

GCSE English

Rohan Passi

The White House

Washing DC

USA

5th October 2007

Re: your comments on the book “Stupid White Men”

Dear Michael,

I have read your book “an open letter to President George W.Bush”. I have found out that many of the things you have written are wrong. Firstly you said that “you and I –we’re like family”. Hello mister, are you sleeping or what. Are you my uncle?, my father?, my mother?, my aunt?, my grandparents?, my brother? Or my sister that you are calling me one of your family members? You just know my cousin Kevin but you keep no contact with him. Just by knowing my cousin Kevin you cannot become my family member.

You also said that I am not able to read and write on an adult level. Excuse me mister who are you to say that. If I want I can put you behind bars. How dare you write all nonsense about the president saying that he doesn’t know to read and write! I have read you own story. I have also read the book maximum boy which has 1467 pages. It tells all about a small boy who has lots of super powers. I have just written a book journal about it.

You have done lots of things as well

You have been unpatriotic person by writing all these stories.
You have been a cruel, wicked and an evil person for writing this letter.
You have also been a shameless person to write such a nonsense letter to the president.
Pretending that you are the only person who can speak the best English I the whole of the world.

Are you an alcoholic?

Yes I am an alcoholic but I don’t understand what is your problem and why does this bother you? You are asking me ...

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You have done lots of things as well

You have been unpatriotic person by writing all these stories.
You have been a cruel, wicked and an evil person for writing this letter.
You have also been a shameless person to write such a nonsense letter to the president.
Pretending that you are the only person who can speak the best English I the whole of the world.

Are you an alcoholic?

Yes I am an alcoholic but I don’t understand what is your problem and why does this bother you? You are asking me as if you haven’t ever tended to touch an alcohol.

In , I was arrested for after me and some friends had "a few beers" and stole a from a hotel.

In , I was arrested for of alcohol near my family's summer home in , . I admitted my guilt, I was fined $150, and had my driving license in the state suspended for two years.

But after this I have stopped it forever. Even after knowing that the news reporters keep the news up to date with what I do with me and publish it every day in the newspaper, you still feel that I am an alcoholic. Have you ever read anything about me being an alcoholic in the news paper? So I advise you to take some bed rest and not to strain yourself by writing all these nonsense. And make sure you keep in touch with the news paper.

You asked me if I as a felon, no I am not a criminal. You must be thinking that I am a criminal because I have got the highest votes in the election for the second time. I am not a criminal but yes I have insisted people to vote for me. I have given them some bribe do this for me because I am an educated man, have confidence that I am good enough to rule the country and good looking too. Once at a young age, when I was about 10. I have once stolen a bunch of chocolate s for Christmas which may have coasted about $98. I stole them because I did not have enough money for giving chocolates to small children for Christmas. I also gave them to some beggars so that they could have enjoyed some Christmas. So by doing this favor you think I am a felon when the whole country can agree with what I did was right by helping the poor people.

The only thing I would like to say to you is ‘TAKE SOME BED REST AND DON’T STRAIN YOURSELF IN WRITING NONSENSE’.

Rohan passi